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Single : Barbie
Artist : Allison Cooper
Release Date : April 25th, 2014
Genre : Art Pop , Minimal
Written by : Allison Cooper
Produced by : NinaT
Length : 3:22
"Hey look , my first release of the year ! I'm happy that this is the song I chose to pop my 2014 cherry . I haven't released anything in a while so I thought Barbie would be perfect to drop on y'all . Like BOOM , bitch , I'm not a Barbie , aaaaand ? Watch me have everyone and your great grandma singing this song . WATCH . I didn't want it to be too pop-py because that would just be too much for me . But Art Pop is harmless , right ? I mean , maybe whatever the fuck Lady Gaga tried to pull isn't exactly but you get what I'm saying . I wrote this song in a good 30 minutes . NinaT produced it in less then a month . Took a few more months to just jam out to it privately but publicly . "What song is that ?" asks innocent bystander . MY SONG , HOE . When I wrote this , I had to gather a lot of information from the few Hip Hop and Pop songs I know , so I do get a few free passes on using slang and calling random people 'hoes' and 'bitches' . Relax , it's only because I don't know your name . Would you rather ballsacks ? Right then . See , look at me understanding the basics of the Rap philosophy . I can get with this ! No ? Fine .. This song is basically a humorous threat to all the 'Barbies' in the industry writing the same songs seen constantly on airplay and setting trends . You guys are getting boring . Meanwhile , I give my fans the joy of laughing at my life and mindset whenever they please . If you're gonna think I'm crazy , why not get a good laugh out of it , you know ? This is how the industry should work . When not alone to jack off , no one (with sense) really cares when you have no clothes on singing about giving a blowjob in the back of a limo . It just let's us know who not to carpool with . (YES I JUST THREW THE SHADE) Anywhore , I don't really love anyone but if you love my song , we can work something out . So without further ado , I cast upon the Earth , Barbie !"
[Verse 1]
I've never seen an outcast in the flesh
Who was ever capable of making headlines
Someone who's a little more than a flash in the pan
I've got a strict policy against dreaming
But could you imagine if I was the first of my kind ?
[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause every song's like "Live fast , die young , you only live once
Big ass , no waist , who really cares about your face ?"
I'd just love to troll the industry
'Cause I'm all like "Big eyes , blonde hair , I would match today but I really don't care
Fuck love , fuck life , it would be awesome if everyone from my high school died"
I'd just love to troll the industry
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just not a Barbie
They'll never strive to look like me
I'll never have double D's
Can't even fill up a cup B
I refuse to be plastic (plastic) , it's just not my cup of tea
So I'll leave you to setting the trends (the trends , the trends , the trends)
No one's better for the job than a mannequin
[Verse 2]
Yea , I'd rather be a laughingstock
Then sell out or be a sympathy case
'Cause at least I'll have a lasting impression
In a year , you'll just be another 'whatsherface'
[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause every song's like "Live fast , die young , you only live once
Big ass , no waist , who really cares about your face ?"
I'd just love to troll the industry
'Cause I'm all like "Big eyes , blonde hair , I would match today but I really don't care
Fuck love , fuck life , it would be awesome if everyone from my high school died"
I'd just love to troll the industry
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just not a Barbie
They'll never strive to look like me
I'll never have double D's
Can't even fill up a cup B
I refuse to be plastic (plastic) , it's just not my cup of tea
So I'll leave you to setting the trends (the trends , the trends , the trends)
No one's better for the job than a mannequin
[Bridge]
(Oooh ooooh ohhh)
If you look like everyone else
How could you not be overlooked ?
(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)
Normal is boring
That's why all these celebs are going crazy
It's just a fight for relevancy
Oh , how I'd just love to troll the industry
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just not a Barbie
They'll never strive to look like me
I'll never have double D's
Can't even fill up a cup B
I refuse to be plastic (plastic) , it's just not my cup of tea
So I'll leave you to setting the trends (the trends , the trends , the trends)
No one's better for the job than a mannequinEdited by user 26 April 2014 13:50:55(UTC)
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