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Offline niggajones  
#121 Posted : 07 December 2012 09:08:39(UTC)
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Rob: There's only one thing that might be worse than Bon Jovi...Def Leppard.
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#122 Posted : 07 December 2012 09:15:26(UTC)
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Karoliena:* cracking up* so you won't be pouring sugar on me.



Ooc: fun fact...hysteria was the first album I ever bought.
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#123 Posted : 09 December 2012 15:27:14(UTC)
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The December to Dismember tour starts tomorrow, so make sure you have tickets! Also, guess what? It's Sam's birthday the day after tomorrow, so female fans - show up to the gig, offer him birthday sex, and get him in trouble with Nichole! Aren't birthdays fun? - Tony
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#124 Posted : 09 December 2012 15:38:22(UTC)
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#125 Posted : 09 December 2012 15:44:35(UTC)
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Tony: are you going to be joining us on this tour? I'm sure the rest of the guys would love to have you.
Jeff: Hot chicks are always acceptable on tour.
*Tony punches Jeff in the face*
Jeff: What the fuck was that for!??
Tony: Oh, sorry. I heard "hot chick" and "tour" and just assumed you were singing a bon jovi song.
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#126 Posted : 09 December 2012 15:57:51(UTC)
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Chloe: * looks a little puzzled* the other guys want to have me. Tony,I stopped doing that after I met you.

Erica:* smacks the back of Chloe's head* seriously? Turn down the bimbo gauge.

Chloe: I'll be there for morAl support. I know what happens on tour,nameless groupies and assorted skanks.... I'll run interception to keep them away from you.
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#127 Posted : 09 December 2012 16:08:54(UTC)
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Tony: I'm sure I'll need moral support...and lots and lots of sex.
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#128 Posted : 09 December 2012 16:16:48(UTC)
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Chloe:* nods* I think I could help with both...mainly the sex part. I tend to point and laugh during times I should be supportive.
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#129 Posted : 09 December 2012 16:18:03(UTC)
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#130 Posted : 09 December 2012 16:21:59(UTC)
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Chloe:never! A wang is nothing to laugh at. It brings many things...ok,just one. But I like it.
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#131 Posted : 09 December 2012 16:35:43(UTC)
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#132 Posted : 09 December 2012 16:39:02(UTC)
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Chloe:*giggles and nods* it's very ....rockstarry.
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#133 Posted : 09 December 2012 16:48:37(UTC)
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#134 Posted : 09 December 2012 16:58:29(UTC)
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#135 Posted : 10 December 2012 01:20:27(UTC)
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Nichole: Tony, I may have to kill you.
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#136 Posted : 10 December 2012 01:30:46(UTC)
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#137 Posted : 25 December 2012 12:05:39(UTC)
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Merry Christmas eve y'all! If you haven't, buy or illegally download (half-assed author's note: nooo that's baaaddd *whinewhinewhine*) our CHRISTMAS EP! For a very br00tal christmas!

CLICK HERE ---> http://www.therockstarga...LOODED-CHRISTMAS-EP.aspx

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#138 Posted : 29 January 2013 10:18:56(UTC)
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NEW TRACK LEAKED!


Alright, everybody, I know that it's been quite a while since we've done anything, so to keep all you people satisfied, we've leaked this new track that probably won't even be on our album! Awesome! - Love, Tony.

OUR FIRST HIT SINGLE

Background/Recording:
"I was listening to a bunch of new music, just seeking stuff out, when I came upon some band with a name like "I set my mice and men on fire while I attack attacked once" or some shit like that," says Sam. "I listened to it and I got sick to my stomach. Seriously, is this what metal is now!? It's become something commercial, something really...lame. So that's what the song is about."

The song begins with something Acts of Hate hasn't done since their first EP: A lot of mindless chugging. The opening riff is downtuned, chuggy, and squat-friendly, and the opening vocals are gang-shouted.

when this song gets played
you know that we get paid
when this song gets played
you know that we get paid


Another generic chugging riff backs the first verse, Sam's barking out the vocals at breakneck speed,

cash in hand, dick in mouth
we'll suck a record deal out
with bitches in the front
sub woofers in the back
everybody shout that
heavy metal's back

but everything's not what it seems
i'll walk you through what it means
to be in the "modern metal scene"


Surprisingly, clean guitars come in, playing powerchords, and Sam sings in a high, effeminate voice absolutely SLATHERED with autotune,

it starts out with a clean chorus
with a lot of shitty autotune
and then we play a chugging riff
and keep our guitars downtuned


The song abruptly stops, the guitars slowing to an almost comically slow chug,

slow down this breakdown
so scene kids can stomp around

slow it down

2 BPM!

slow it down

ZERO BPM!


An audible burp is heard before shifting back to the clean chorus,

and now back to the clean chorus
with all this shitty autotune
and there's a part where the singer starts
to scream out of tune with the beat


A quick, chugging guitar riff comes back, and Sam begins to scream nonsense, not even in time with the song,

and this is that part! why am i just yelling out of time
with the music? is this trendy?
we like to chug chug chug
we like to wear tight pants
we like to give our songs silly fucking names
that have nothing to do with the meaning
because we think we're fucking comedians!


The song abruptly stops, and the band can be heard laughing. Sam taps the mic a couple times,

...too much? well, when in doubt!

The extremely slow breakdown comes back one more time,

slow down this breakdown!
so scene kids can stomp around!
slow down this breakdown!
my jeans are so tight, i think my balls are gonna drown!
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#139 Posted : 29 January 2013 10:44:23(UTC)
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erica:ooh,new stuff from my favorite metal people. i.love. it! it's almost dead kennedys like. and you know i loooooove dead kennedys. maybe you dont.i cant say.

erich: holy hot pants wearing christ we need a tour and we need it now.
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#140 Posted : 29 January 2013 10:48:09(UTC)
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Sam: Shit! I was trying to hide the fact that it was a blatant ripoff of 'pull my strings' and now you've told the wrld!
Rob: I don't think going on tour is gonna be good for Mr. Married over here. Alas, we will have to wait.
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