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Offline bikz  
#1 Posted : 08 April 2011 12:27:12(UTC)
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Hello, my name is Dante Helyer, as in Dante Hell Yeah! I'm the new guitarist and backing vocalist for Moronic Changeling, being as Lukey Comatose went back to spend his life making YouTube videos or something like that, like he used to with Rayne Berry in 2006. Who'd make a living doing that? Weird. Their videos were pretty funny though, check out his channel. Anyway, he's gone, he felt he was too much in the public eye after the whole Sophylis scandal.

So. Like him and many other acts, I got into DBM by sleeping with one of Bikki's family. Jennifer and I have split now, but I know Bikki and that's what matters. I can play, I promise. Also joining the band is my best friend, the very talented pianist - hehe, pianist - and backing vocalist Damien Comyns. That's said like 'commons', not like an open invitation to come in. He got in because his douchey little brother is being mentored by Bikki's niece, which is hilarious. I think Benji peed his pants when he saw the Kamikaze's raccoon make-up, but she and Nick are still giving him a shot. Moral of this story? If you know Bikki or any of her family, you will be famous.

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So this is a picture of us, quite old, we've had our hair cut since, honest. I'm the one on top, and Damien is looking up at my crotch because he probably thought I'd hidden the camera in my jeans or something, he can be a bit dumb like that. Moronic, see? He's SO perfect for this job. We look forward to bringing some much-needed youth, masculinity and general acting like complete arses to the never-ending legend that is Moronic Changeling. We know the way it works, we'll make one album with them, which will be the best album ever, and then join your band, so make sure you leave space for us so we don't have to become hobos.

Stay madcore!
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#2 Posted : 08 April 2011 13:19:18(UTC)
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Inspiring! I have to remind myself to stay mediocre. When I feel like I'm doing an exceptional job I'm obviously working too hard. - Matt
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#3 Posted : 08 April 2011 20:36:45(UTC)
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Osprey037[Reported Failure wrote:
]Inspiring! I have to remind myself to stay mediocre. When I feel like I'm doing an exceptional job I'm obviously working too hard. - Matt

He said 'madcore', not 'mediocre', which is a genre of music and kind of a philosophy, derived from 'madness' and 'core'. It's like mix-genre, so when someone from Dark Blue Music says, stay madcore, it means .... do whatever you want with your music. Experiment. I'm glad that the guys are already familiar with it.
-Jimmy Bishop [manager // Moronic Changeling]

Edited by user 08 April 2011 21:38:30(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#4 Posted : 08 April 2011 20:52:06(UTC)
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Kids these days...
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#5 Posted : 08 April 2011 21:26:20(UTC)
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Kids these days...
- Johnny Johnson

Damien : Yeh, we kids, we no understand the madcores .... hey, you're Johnny Johnson from The Rockers, right? I've got like all your albums!
Dan : Me too! I burned them off his cuz we kids got no monies, but it's the thought that counts! The Moronics girls think The Rockers are pretty cool too. We should hang out.
Damien : Whoa, I feel like a rock star already! Don't you, Dan?
Dan : We ARE rock stars, but yeh, this is like, upping the stakes!
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#6 Posted : 08 April 2011 22:21:49(UTC)
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Katie Coyle: I am like so happy to see Moronic Changeling still going strong! Awesome!

OOC: Genuinely, although I was technically here before Moronic Changeling existed, they are the band that I associate most with TRSG. The actual icons for me, if you will. Glad to see them back!
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#7 Posted : 08 April 2011 23:03:51(UTC)
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Damien : Hey Katie, glad to know you're interested in the band - you're quite the talent yourself!
Dan : He wants to get off with you, and I agree with all that he said, and meant. ;)
Damien : Dan, I was talking about her music .... *whispers* stop ruining my chances.
Dan : *whispers* What chances?
Nick : Yarr, I lub these two! Thur frickin' 'ilarious! Churrrs, Katie, proper job, ooh-arrrrr!
Kaethe : My name Kaethe and I like mashed potato.

OOC. Wow, thanks! :D They're the longest-running band on TRSG. "My name Kaethe and I like mashed potato." is the phrase that embodies TRSG for me. ;P
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#8 Posted : 08 April 2011 23:11:33(UTC)
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Ugenia: You look very interesting guys! :)

OOC: Glad to see you're back at roleplaying!

The Jollies - TheJollies.com
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OTHER ACTS
Titans (Laurence, Jo, Martina, Den, Tanya)
Kegan Dawson - Actor, presenter, radio speaker, model, showman
Cj Frankson - Youtuber, Actor, model, showman
Rashai Mari - Model, Dj
Igor Stanovski - Russian tycoon, businessman
Claire Becker - Writer, vocal coach, presenter, radio speaker
Augusto Lincoln - Enterpreneur, model, manager
Lukas Paradiso - Model, Actor


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#9 Posted : 08 April 2011 23:47:16(UTC)
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Erich: i am of the firm belief that the word " crotch" is not utilized enough in day to day conversation. That being said,say karoliena,would you mind looking at my crotch?

Karoliena: i am not going to look at your crotch,erich.

Erich: thank you,and goodnight from erich hess's chamber for crotch awareness.
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#10 Posted : 09 April 2011 00:03:55(UTC)
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Damien : Hi Ugenia! Yes, we can look very interesting.
Dan : You hear that Damien? Crotch AWARENESS.
Damien : What? Are you not aware of your crotch, Dan?
Dan : Yes, totally aware. Why, is yours hard to find?
Damien : Sorry, Ugenia .... thanks for your, erm, interest!

OOC. There's really no getting rid of me. ;P But thanks all the same.
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#11 Posted : 09 April 2011 08:59:27(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Osprey037[Reported Failure wrote:
]Inspiring! I have to remind myself to stay mediocre. When I feel like I'm doing an exceptional job I'm obviously working too hard. - Matt

He said 'madcore', not 'mediocre', which is a genre of music and kind of a philosophy, derived from 'madness' and 'core'. It's like mix-genre, so when someone from Dark Blue Music says, stay madcore, it means .... do whatever you want with your music. Experiment. I'm glad that the guys are already familiar with it.
-Jimmy Bishop [manager // Moronic Changeling]

My dyslexia has gotten the best of me. I was inspired either way. - Matt

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#12 Posted : 09 April 2011 11:53:58(UTC)
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Damien : Well thanks, I kinda thought you were taking the piss, I mean Dante Helyer is many things, but inspiring?
Dan : I will be an inspiration to many, and so will you Damien. Thanks Matt, and sorry about your dyslexia.
Damien : That must really suck that it's so hard to spell.
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#13 Posted : 09 April 2011 11:57:20(UTC)
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Davey: Welcome to the best band ever! You guys are lucky, if MC ever needs a bassist-
Kit: We're in a band!
Davey: Well not really...
Kit:He's OURS!
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


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Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline bikz  
#14 Posted : 09 April 2011 12:20:25(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Davey: Welcome to the best band ever! You guys are lucky, if MC ever needs a bassist-
Kit: We're in a band!
Davey: Well not really...
Kit:He's OURS!

Somerset : I'm the bassist and I'm one of the original three. Sorry. But we could still work with you!
Nick : Yarr, dun fink Kit an' I get along well enough fer tha', wurrr boaf the bes' drummer everrr!
Dan : If we ever need a SECOND bassist! And like, oh my God, am I talking to a Nimrod?
Damien : Yes, and you guys are awesome. Stop being starstruck, Dan, it's SO gay.
Dan : So's your mum.
Damien : In your dreams.
Dan : Yeh, so?
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