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genocidal king		#1 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:00:26(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,410 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3470 times Was thanked: 11553 time(s) in 5888 post(s)		Welcome to Number1FuckingNightmare.com - The Home online of Alex P - The sole legend of metal - now fuck off! Alex P - For those of you who don't know....I am Alex fucking P. I was king, legend, superstar and number one genius in the death metal band Blood Of Wecz. But I was only the guitarist, so Scott H, lead singer and total cunt decided to boot me the fuck out! But now he's dead! Fuck him and his grave! You think I care? Fuck you too! I'm back, and he's gone, and metal, hell, MUSIC does.not.know.what.the.fuck.has.hit.it! Get ready. Cos Alex P is back to haunt your fucking sleep! Edited by user 10 April 2011 06:03:03(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified
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The Nimrods		#2 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:03:20(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		Kit: Suck my penis
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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genocidal king		#3 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:04:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,410 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3470 times Was thanked: 11553 time(s) in 5888 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: Kit: Suck my penis Alex P: You fucking wish mate! Put it away!
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Laurelles1		#4 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:05:25(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/11/2009(UTC) Posts: 8,329 Location: Floating about on an iceberg somewhere Thanks: 436 times Was thanked: 407 time(s) in 288 post(s)		Jason: PAHAHAHA. Sorry. Carry on hitting people with baseball bats in the rain, whilst wearing a vest and sunglasses.
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The Nimrods		#5 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:07:18(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		genocidal king wrote: The Nimrods wrote: Kit: Suck my penis Alex P: You fucking wish mate! Put it away! Kit:No, I'm a Nimrod I refuse to put my member away, now you can live with it and enjoy, or be a repressed fuck
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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stephaniewazhere		#6 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:08:30(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 21/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 18,250 Thanks: 6248 times Was thanked: 7557 time(s) in 3439 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: genocidal king wrote: The Nimrods wrote: Kit: Suck my penis Alex P: You fucking wish mate! Put it away! Kit:No, I'm a Nimrod I refuse to put my member away, now you can live with it and enjoy, or be a repressed fuck Stephanie Fierce: I remember when you tried to rape me. Or was it someone else?
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The Nimrods		#7 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:10:34(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		stephaniewazhere wrote: The Nimrods wrote: genocidal king wrote: The Nimrods wrote: Kit: Suck my penis Alex P: You fucking wish mate! Put it away! Kit:No, I'm a Nimrod I refuse to put my member away, now you can live with it and enjoy, or be a repressed fuck Stephanie Fierce: I remember when you tried to rape me. Or was it someone else? Kit: This is the second time you've thought it was one of us. Once again, it was Sigmund, who is dead.
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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stephaniewazhere		#8 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:12:11(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 21/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 18,250 Thanks: 6248 times Was thanked: 7557 time(s) in 3439 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: stephaniewazhere wrote: The Nimrods wrote: genocidal king wrote: The Nimrods wrote: Kit: Suck my penis Alex P: You fucking wish mate! Put it away! Kit:No, I'm a Nimrod I refuse to put my member away, now you can live with it and enjoy, or be a repressed fuck Stephanie Fierce: I remember when you tried to rape me. Or was it someone else? Kit: This is the second time you've thought it was one of us. Once again, it was Sigmund, who is dead. Stephanie Fierce: I was too frightened (til this day i am) to remember who it was. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Or is he? Tan tan tan tan.................
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The Nimrods		#9 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:15:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		Kit: While Jimmy's whereabouts are apparently a mystery, I was at Sigmund's funeral, he's dead.
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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genocidal king		#10 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:20:28(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,410 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3470 times Was thanked: 11553 time(s) in 5888 post(s)		Alex P: Gaysin, the vest was for your benefit! Isn't that what your people wear when you go clubbing and dancing to banging 70s disco beats? And the bat was to fight you off when you try and bend me over! Haha, this Fierce woman knows how to make casual conversation!
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Laurelles1		#11 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:22:39(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/11/2009(UTC) Posts: 8,329 Location: Floating about on an iceberg somewhere Thanks: 436 times Was thanked: 407 time(s) in 288 post(s)		Jason: So wait, you deliberately made yourself look gay? You're not doing yourself any favours here.
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The Nimrods		#12 Posted : 10 April 2011 06:23:24(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		Laurelles1 wrote: Jason: So wait, you deliberately made yourself look gay? You're not doing yourself any favours here. Davey: But he's doing me oooone ;)
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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genocidal king		#14 Posted : 10 April 2011 08:26:42(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,410 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3470 times Was thanked: 11553 time(s) in 5888 post(s)		Laurelles1 wrote: Jason: So wait, you deliberately made yourself look gay? You're not doing yourself any favours here. Alex P: sometimes man, somefuckingtimes, you just fucking know what to say to rub me up the wrong way! (gay joke not intended). I just ain't into you man, eyes off my ass bro!
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stephaniewazhere		#15 Posted : 10 April 2011 08:30:29(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 21/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 18,250 Thanks: 6248 times Was thanked: 7557 time(s) in 3439 post(s)		Stephanie Fierce: Honestly Alex P. How dare talk like that about Scott. FUCK OFF!!!!!!!
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stephaniewazhere		#16 Posted : 10 April 2011 08:34:02(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 21/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 18,250 Thanks: 6248 times Was thanked: 7557 time(s) in 3439 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: Kit: While Jimmy's whereabouts are apparently a mystery, I was at Sigmund's funeral, he's dead. Stephanie Fierce: Well the whole Jimmy thing is a bit scary and Sigmund has magical powers so, its kinda crazy he "died".
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genocidal king		#17 Posted : 10 April 2011 09:20:08(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,410 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3470 times Was thanked: 11553 time(s) in 5888 post(s)		stephaniewazhere wrote: Stephanie Fierce: Honestly Alex P. How dare talk like that about Scott. FUCK OFF!!!!!!! Alex P: Blow me "Fierce". You know as well as I do that that band was better during two periods: 1. Before I left, and 2. After he died. Hahaha
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stephaniewazhere		#18 Posted : 10 April 2011 09:23:31(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 21/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 18,250 Thanks: 6248 times Was thanked: 7557 time(s) in 3439 post(s)		genocidal king wrote: stephaniewazhere wrote: Stephanie Fierce: Honestly Alex P. How dare talk like that about Scott. FUCK OFF!!!!!!! Alex P: Blow me "Fierce". You know as well as I do that that band was better during two periods: 1. Before I left, and 2. After he died. Hahaha Stephanie Fierce: I want to whoop your ass right now dude. You have no fucking heart.
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GirlSpice		#19 Posted : 10 April 2011 09:30:27(UTC)
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genocidal king		#20 Posted : 10 April 2011 10:16:59(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,410 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3470 times Was thanked: 11553 time(s) in 5888 post(s)		stephaniewazhere wrote: genocidal king wrote: stephaniewazhere wrote: Stephanie Fierce: Honestly Alex P. How dare talk like that about Scott. FUCK OFF!!!!!!! Alex P: Blow me "Fierce". You know as well as I do that that band was better during two periods: 1. Before I left, and 2. After he died. Hahaha Stephanie Fierce: I want to whoop your ass right now dude. You have no fucking heart. Alex P: I totally have a heart, a real, human heart beating away strong in my chest. Do you know who doesn't have that? Haha I guess I don't have to explain it. Oh an trannyzon, if you're going to try and threaten me, winking at me is hardly the right way to go, you sexy thang!
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