RyanRossHernandez: @RealNadia A surprise? You're stealing my tricks now. Oh god. If your surprise is making that sex joke involving GirlSpice come true, I swear I will marry you in two seconds.

RyanRossHernandez: If that doesn't happen by my 40th birthday, we are through. ;) No... you didn't get me what I think. I swear if it's what I imagine, I might just love it more than I love you. That's not belittling how much I love you, but rather showing how much I would love you if you actually got me it. :p I think both surprises I'll admire with my eyes and hands and, well you know I'll need it for at least one of the surprises. ;)

RyanRossHernandez: @RealNadia Well... no, I just had a terrible joke enter my mind that I'll just keep to myself. :p Hahah, it must be destiny. All jokes aside, all expensive Rolex watches just slightly aside; I'm really excited to see you. It just wouldn't have been fitting if I had spent my birthday with anyone else. :)

RyanRossHernandez: @RealNadia Trust me, it's still a surprise! You know I'm a collector so I have yet to see its every single detail and admire it. You're the reason why I'm never going to be a full-on nice guy, because you love the douchebaggery side. :p Just two more hours, you might as well try and get those two hours to sleep because for the 48 hours you won't be doing any sleeping. ;)

TheActualKatie: @TheManTheSmithTheLegend Still begging you Jason....WE need you. Please. You're a wonderful person Jason. If she wants to treat you like that then is she even worth getting upset about?

TheActualKatie: @TheManTheSmithTheLegend you have contributed many things. Loads of amazing songs, one of the biggest metal bands ever, a friend for many people, a wonderful man who has brought happiness to a massive amount of people, you were clearly a loving boyfriend, a considerate man, and someone who was ALWAYS willing to help.
Let us help you now. Let me help. Come to Madrid. I know how I can help you feel better. Please Jason.

TheActualKatie: @TheManTheSmithTheLegend Hey I saw you being a loving boyfriend...you were everything and anything a girl could have wanted...she's not a girl though....she's some sort of evil witch. Glad to hear you'll come to Madrid though...seriously I'll make you feel much better.

TheActualKatie: @TheManTheSmithTheLegend see? You are so nice. No one on the planet would offer such kind words to an ex, Jason. You are the perfect guy. Even if you have had minor complications...you're just such a genuine and nice person.
Oh and I'm not sure if you were ignoring or just missing my subtle hints, but to make you feel better, I was offering you full use of Katie....like I said, come to Madrid...and then you can have full use of my body...do whatever you like, and take out your anger and frustrations. I know I'm trying to be good. But this would be just sex, and just for the purpose of helping out...

TheActualKatie: @TheManTheSmithTheLegend ok, no problem. Just thought I'd give you the chance, jus in case it'd help. If you change your mind then it'll still be an option.
You are right, we do need to talk. About how this baby is going to have a brilliant daddy who is always going to be there for it, and who can always sweep up after mummy does something silly. You wanna see baby grow up don't you Jase? You wanna be a good daddy don't you? And I know you will be a great daddy. Please at least give yourself that chance.

TheActualKatie: @TheManTheSmithTheLegend Well Jason, I'm glad the baby is at least a thought of yours when you consider your life. Just think about all the awesome things you'll get to experience along the way...baby will make us both so proud.
When you get here, I know we aren't having sex, but you are coming to my bed ok? There's nowhere better to talk openly and honestly and deeply IMHO. You come into my bed and we can just have a hug and a chat, nothing sexual. Deal?