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Offline erich hess  
#1421 Posted : 21 February 2012 02:39:04(UTC)
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erich: is he offering an excuse?
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#1422 Posted : 21 February 2012 02:42:37(UTC)
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Eilidh nods a little.

"He said I just got it wrong.."
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#1423 Posted : 21 February 2012 02:50:53(UTC)
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erich:*takes a drink from his flask* care for some fuck it juice? do you think you got it wrong? i dont know mr oscar,so i am lax to tell you what i think.
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#1424 Posted : 21 February 2012 02:51:43(UTC)
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Eilidh smiles a little and shrugs.

"I guess I could have got it wrong yeah. He said I did so I must have."
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#1425 Posted : 21 February 2012 02:58:27(UTC)
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erich:*shakes his head a little and starts to speak,but
doesnt*you could be right miss greene. other than that,how was your weekend? * rolls tape on tge arm of couch*
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#1426 Posted : 21 February 2012 04:25:20(UTC)
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erich starts meticulously wrapping the couch in a duct tape sheath. he goes as far as making a basket weave pattern in the cushion area.
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#1427 Posted : 21 February 2012 04:26:48(UTC)
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Eilidh sits quiet for a minute.

"Hmmmm? Oh...it was...alright..."
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#1428 Posted : 21 February 2012 04:35:22(UTC)
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erich: just "all right"? i thought you'd be chomping at the bit too see your man. *sigh* listen,can i ask you a question? its just a question and there are no ulterior motives behind it.
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#1429 Posted : 21 February 2012 04:37:09(UTC)
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Eilidh nods gently.

"Sure."
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#1430 Posted : 21 February 2012 04:44:26(UTC)
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erich: you even like this guy? you seem kinda .....unsure?
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#1431 Posted : 21 February 2012 04:58:04(UTC)
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Eilidh nods.

"I do...I just dont know how I'm s'posed to act Mister..."
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#1432 Posted : 21 February 2012 05:04:51(UTC)
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erich:*nods* good,good. to quote the late,great buck owens... "all you gotta do is act naturally." .*wraps his shoes in tape*
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#1433 Posted : 21 February 2012 05:15:34(UTC)
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She nods.

"Yeah....but I never done this before."
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#1434 Posted : 21 February 2012 05:25:47(UTC)
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erich: the whole girlfriend thing? it may seem like everyone is born knowing what to do. but that isnt so. you just sorta learn as you go. *sighs and drinks* damn, i can still remember thinking just these same thoughts way back when
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#1435 Posted : 21 February 2012 06:47:49(UTC)
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erich slides off the couch and lays on the floor. he puts his hands behind his head and stares up at the ceiling. he then occupys himself with burning holes in the carpet,then covering the holes with duct tape patches. he does this for near an hour.stepping back,he reveals his tape and burnt carpet holes reveal a portrait of chairman mao with the words "made in china". knocking back a swig of his flask,he looks quite satisfied with himself.
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#1436 Posted : 21 February 2012 08:50:38(UTC)
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erich turns his flask upside down and frowns when nothing comes out.he shakes it a couple of times to make sure its empty.

erich:*scooching to his feet* well fine people,er...person.i am hitting the hay. its lonely as hell up in that room,so feel free to join me.*laughs and goes upstairs to bed.*
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#1437 Posted : 21 February 2012 12:56:26(UTC)
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erich is laying in his bed,twiddling his thumbs and looking from wall to wall.he pulls out a plush monkey from under his pillow.he starts playing with it,and making it speak in a julia child voice .

erich :god damn i am bored. what do you think i should do little monkey?

monkey: drink and smoke?

erich: nah.im still fairly drunk,and i must be high.im talking to a stuffed monkey.

monkey: or you are bat shit crazy.

erich: that could be true.that could be true. what else you got today?

monkey: sacrifice eidilh to satan?

erich:*shakes head* tempting.but without her,who would i speak to?

monkey: you could always jerk the gerkin.

erich:hmmmm...no. i sorta broke the door and now it doesnt close all the way.

monkey: burn the house down?

erich: i think i signed a "i will not burn the house down" contract when i came to the house. all i got in this world is my balls and my word. and i dont break em for anyone.

monkey: jeez,you're picky. be bored then,asshole.

erich:NEVER MOUTH OFF TO ME,PRIMATE!!!!

erich takes out his stiletto and slices the monkey open,spilling his cotton guts.

monkey: you....violated....ape....law...

erich: you're lucky thats all i violated!


erich then cuts open his bed and throws the stuffing all over. he does this to all the unoccupied beds,until the room is covered with bed stuffing. he forms some of it into a snowman and then karate chops its head off. he then covers up in the fluff and goes back to sleep.




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#1438 Posted : 21 February 2012 13:24:20(UTC)
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Bianca hears some noise and looks up from her book.

"What in the world was that...?"
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#1439 Posted : 22 February 2012 00:53:56(UTC)
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erich wakes up in his artificial winter wonderland and starts humming "here comes santa claus". he tapes some extra fluff to his clothes and runs around the house saying " i am the abdominal snowman,do ab crunches and wear spandex! rowrzzzz!!"
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#1440 Posted : 22 February 2012 00:57:04(UTC)
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Eilidh comes sneaking out of the room and sees Erich. She goes running up behind him and jumps on his back.

"I GOT YOU SNOWMAN I GOT YOU!"
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