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Offline erich hess  
#2001 Posted : 18 October 2012 06:51:45(UTC)
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she gives a dirty snicker." if you were a girl,i could really show you a thing or two." she pictures his as a woman and cracks up." you'd make such a fugly woman!"
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#2002 Posted : 18 October 2012 06:53:05(UTC)
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Andros laughs. "Oh really? And what would those things be?" He smiles and nods. "Damn right. When I look at my nan, I think that's what I would look like as a woman. She has a better beard though."
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#2003 Posted : 18 October 2012 07:01:59(UTC)
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Nichole heard the word "alcohol" and immediately ran into the living room. "WHERE IS THE ALCOHOL?"
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#2004 Posted : 18 October 2012 07:06:38(UTC)
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Andros laughs. "Oh really? And what would those things be?" He smiles and nods. "Damn right. When I look at my nan, I think that's what I would look like as a woman. She has a better beard though."



"why do think nichole is always skipping around?" erica waggles her eyebrows. " i kid,it was only once." she sighs longingly." your mom must be a.......lovely woman." she cackles at the thought of a bearded mother andros.
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#2005 Posted : 18 October 2012 07:18:32(UTC)
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Andros laughs. "I see the way she dances right enough. Her birth piece must be positively tingling then." He chuckles. "Only once eh? Are you sure?" He bursts out laughing. "God no....not my mother; she'll be mortified now Erica. I met my grandmother. I love language barriers."
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#2006 Posted : 18 October 2012 07:33:20(UTC)
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erica looks over at nichole in the kitchen and without tuning back to andros says softly," yeah.just once..." she turns back and resumes a joking tone. " ever play those gran tourismo games? i'm like a mugen civic at full tick." she laughs and really starts cracking up when she finds out she just called andros' mom fugly." sorry.i heard "beard" and "my",a your momma quip was inevitable."
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#2007 Posted : 18 October 2012 07:39:31(UTC)
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Andros watches her look longingly at Nichole. "You really want that to go somewhere don't ya? Tell her." He smiles. He then starts laughing at her joke. "I'll be honest....I into got a clue what you mean." He chuckles. "Oh yeah....? Well.....yo mamma....must be...cool," he cracks up.
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#2008 Posted : 18 October 2012 07:50:46(UTC)
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she shakes her head slowly." nah.i know it has about as much chance as you and i.....ok,maybe SLIGHTLY better odds than us." she gives a sad laugh and looks at the floor. " my mom has no beard,but has a voice like she should be ordering p.o.w's to play russian roulette."
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#2009 Posted : 18 October 2012 07:56:38(UTC)
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Andros sits down and pats the seat beside him. "Why do you think the odds are bad? I don't get it. You two seem really like you like each other." He strokes her cheek gently. "Chin up Erica."
Andros chuckles. "Sounds like a lovely woman.....I bet your girlfriends love going to meet the family."
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#2010 Posted : 18 October 2012 08:15:51(UTC)
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erica sits beside him and smiles."here,i almost thought i wouldnt see you again after...earlier. nichole and i? it would be hopeless. she is my best friend for sure. that i doubt will change. but the ....closeness we have in here? silly girlie crush dreams. i like you,find you sexually attractive,but i can easily turn that off when i get out of here. it sounds cold,but you know what i am saying right? thats how i should feel about nichole,as i am sure she feels about me. fuck,i hate crushes. " she laughs thinking about her mom."my mom hates nina. they try to be polite to each other,but hide it poorly."
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#2011 Posted : 18 October 2012 08:24:48(UTC)
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Andros sighs. "Have you ever asked her? I mean I'm sure when I'm out if here I'll stop all those weird dreams about your sexy self too," he chuckles. "But if she means something to you ....tell her."
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#2012 Posted : 18 October 2012 09:05:26(UTC)
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Nichole sat out by the pool, drinking vodka straight from the bottle.
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#2013 Posted : 18 October 2012 09:16:35(UTC)
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erica shakes her head at andros. "nah,it's an understanding people like us have.love is love,and sex is sex. " she takes another few bumps of coke."besides,how freaky do you really think she is? there is a reason why i am married to erich...i love him dearly and do occasionally like some vitamin d."
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#2014 Posted : 18 October 2012 09:24:24(UTC)
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erica sighs and heads out to share in nichole's vodka. she sneaks up behind her and pokes her finger into nichole's back. "stick em up..and i dont mean your hands!" she laughs madly. "how are you this lovely night?"
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#2015 Posted : 18 October 2012 09:26:10(UTC)
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Nichole giggles at Erica's lame joke and hands her the vodka bottle. "Not bad, not bad... How about you?"
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#2016 Posted : 18 October 2012 09:32:48(UTC)
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erica drinks a healthy sized glug. "just peachy.i missed you soo much today coleykins.i am sooo glad big bro decided to refill our booze supply.i guess he thought we werent being debaucherous enough"
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#2017 Posted : 18 October 2012 09:36:46(UTC)
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Andros heads upstairs and lifts his suitcase onto the bed, staring at it for a few minutes.
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#2018 Posted : 18 October 2012 09:36:47(UTC)
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"No kidding," Nichole said, taking the bottle back from Erica and taking another big swig of it. "Of course, I guess nothing is more debaucherous than having sex in the bathroom, eh?" Nichole shot Erica a look, showing that she was pretty hurt that Erica had done that.
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#2019 Posted : 18 October 2012 09:41:46(UTC)
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erica giggles when nichole first speaks and quickly stops when she realizes nichole wasnt being funny. "oh....you...heard about that?" erica looks at the dirt and sort of rubs her shoe back and forth. for a brief second erica looks at nichole with bitterness.but decides not to say anything more.
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#2020 Posted : 18 October 2012 09:44:23(UTC)
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Nichole shakes her head and then takes another swig of vodka. "Yeah, whatever..." She says quietly.
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