Real Life:
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Real Life (Lyrics by Robin Banks)
Verse 1
With social media and endless knowledge
it's hard to accept reality
news reports and tv debates
have just become banalities
So I've started reflect
On this current event
I have no idea what it meant
Chorus
I guess when you're in the mouth of the shark
Lying alone in the dark
and the fat lady plays a wooden fife
That's when you can say it out
This might be real life
Verse 2
SMS's and twitter DM's
have replaced phone calls and faxes
still nothing in life is sure
except death and paying taxes
So when the disaster
starts to hit
there's not much to do about it
Chorus
I guess when heart stops
and when your first born's balls drop
or when someone tries to stab you with a knife
What's when you're allowed to say
This might be real life
Chorus
I guess when you watch less TV
and someone gives you and STD
or when someone decides to run off with your wife
That's when you can finally say
This is real life!
Blue Screen Baby (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
So I decided to look at porn
on my computer today
Maybe experience doggystyle
and a threeway
So I get excited
From video to videoI'm zappin'
but right before i cliax
guess what happens
Chorus
It's a blue screen baby
I'm almost out of breath
It's a blue screen baby
the blue screen of death
Verse 2
So I decide to read the news
It's all online now behind a paywall
so I read about GMOs and war
and I forget to save all
the other things
I was working on
so just after a while
they are all gone
Dead Red Redemption
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Dead Red Redemption (lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse 1
I've got a picture of Joe McCarthy
hanging on my living room wall
I'm sure that the KGB
Is listening to my calls
It wasn't only the Russians
it was the Chinese and Cubans too
The world is filled with communists
and you probably are one too
Chorus
There are still Marxists
radical and red
And I'm not gonna be happy
until all of them are dead
if i just have got one
that comes to my attention
I start to load my shotgun
It's my dead red redemption
Verse 2
I bring my gun to work and
I bring my gun to church
and talk to God and mention
how much I miss John Birch
Civil rights and equal rights?
Socialized healthcare?
I guess we must blame these bastards
that people get welfare
Bridge
They have creepy flags with hammers
Unions and marches
They have terrible English Grammars
and they all makes me nauseous
It's Not Safe (lyrics by Robin Banks)
Verse 1
I've been walking the streets at night
roamed them down without a stretlight
walked through bad neighborhoods
and saw people up to no good
I've sniffing glue
and I ate candy that was blue
Chorus
But it's not safe
I can answer for that
It's far from safe
You can probably get cancer from that
It's just not safe
it really is the worst
no no not safe
I gotta put safety first
Verse 2
I've been travelling to Marrakesh
went to the market and spent my cash
Watched actors' roads to stardom
and they talked about the things that scarred them
I've been wearing doc martin boots
and started eating Gene manipulated fruits
