Jimmy:Recording is.....
Davey:An odd experience at best......
Kit:Let's just say it isn't easy.....
Jimmy:But we're taking you inside the recording sessions of......
All Three: BLEED!
Week 1
The camera zooms into Jimmy and Davey playing a less complicated version of the main riff to "Incineration in Hades".Their producer looks a bit upset with it.
Producer:Can't you guys add a little, I dunno spice to it?
Jimmy:What's wrong with it?
Producer:How do I put this..... everything.
Davey:Shut the fuck up!
Producer:I know this may cause some animosity between us but you need to work on this, didn't you want to top the last album?
Jimmy:I'll stab you, ask around everyone knows I'll kill your ass.
Davey:Don't scare him too much, he'll sue.
Jimmy:Oh yeah. I'll kick your ass, get outta here!
Producer:You're nothing without me! *leaves in a huff
Kit:You know guys I think the riff needs more as well.
Jimmy:I know I just didn't like that guy *chuckle*
Davey:Looks like we're self producing.........again.
Week 2,Day 1
The camera shows Kit tracking percussion for "Bleeding Soul"
Kit:This is so fuckin' boring!
Jimmy:It was your idea now follow through!
Davey:He's got a point, now remember this song is in 6/8 so pay attention to your cues
Kit:Yeah whatever your mom said pay attention to the cues
Davey:WHAT!?!?!?
Kit:Nothing.Bitch. *Puts on headphones*
Kit begins to play along to the track but ends up messing up
Davey:Sorry but um, you messed up, you need to focus, you played too many notes.
Kit:Ok, fuck you I'm not playing anymore
Jimmy:The hell you aren't, now play those drums.
Kit in haste to finish the song manages to play it perfectly.
Davey:Good job dude now it's MY turn. *Davey hooks up his bass and plays along*
Kit:*yawn*
Jimmy:Davey jazz it up or something, that's too similar to my guitar line dude.
Kit:He's got a point.
Davey:Maybe if you made a more interesting guitar part I'd have a better bassline.
Jimmy records the current clean parts of the song so Davey can add to it.
Davey:That's better, now we're cooking with fire.
Week 2, Day 3
Jimmy is sitting in the jam room, messing around with scales and what not trying to plan the outro solo for "A Beautiful Death"
Kit:C'mon dude that's awful, the song is emotional and powerful, make the solo that way.
Davey:Let's hear that Birdie winning solo!
Jimmy:You guys don't like it?
Davey:Nope, bang out one worth talking about.
Jimmy begins to play part of a solo but when it shifts tempos Kit starts shouting at him.
Jimmy:Ok ok stop yelling, I'll go at it again!
Jimmy manages to play a great solo but the band members still interject and he leaves.
Band Telegraph: Davey
Ya know, recording is starting out pretty strenuous.I mean last time it was so fun and easy but now we're all fighting and shit, makes me contemplate why we're still putting out stuff.I really want to improve my playing but sometimes the dudes need to realize it's their fault too for bad songwriting.Still I'm glad we got rid of that fuckin' douchebag producer, he had no idea what he was talking about.Anyway so far we've only written 3 songs and they've taken quite a while, we need to pick up the pace because we have a deadline, the album needs to be done in 2 months and the other songs we scrapped, Damn!.I wish writing was easier.we have to contend with all these bands and face criticism too.Wanna know why we keep going though?We're aiming for a Birdie.We haven't won in forever and we're really trying to nail this one, I think we have a chance too, we're getting better, when it comes to our respective instruments we're all at the top I'm sure but there's always people above us.I don't mean to be cocky but no one can touch Kit sorry, it's just his thing.I hope eventually we'll get this done because to be honest the Birdies are big but we care about our fans so much more and they deserve a quality album, plus we'll have to pay back a LOT of money if we don't make the deadline.I'm talkin' around 3 million bucks from our advance and other debuts.Still this album was meant to be our MAgnum Opus and I plan it to be.
OOC: Read and Review PLEASE I really wanna improve my RP and need suggestions.
