That's right! The once highly-acclaimed alternative rock band are back! This time, frontman Blaine Johnson has stated that although this may be his final rcord with the band, he has said that it is the very final CV record.


"Blaine is leaving due to his newly found passion for giving handjobs to hobos in Philadelphia," stated drummer Tim Kenti, who is obviously discontent with Johnson's leave.


Johnson is leaving due to his newly found passion for fishing, and is stated that he wishes to enter major competitions.

"I admit it. I'm a fish junkie! I've always been one, ever since i was a little boy. My dad would take me fishing at least once a month. We'd go to a little secret spot we found out in the woods near a local river, and we'd catch like these huge fish! It was incredible!"

Fans are already divided about Johnson's choice. Many of the fans have already went against the new album, as it is to be called "Hooked On The Master Bait" and the lead single is to be called "Casting For Love" which will feature Pee Wee Herman & Borat Sagdiyev.

Several fans have already started protesting, with such banners as these. Will these guys get their big "welcome back" surprise? or will they be shunned?






<-----Blaine Johnson

P.S.=For some reason, it would let me add a few more pictures, so enjoy this old guy

Edited by user 03 September 2010 04:36:57(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified