Billy scrunches up his face and covers his ears when he hears Erich's voice shouting his name - even though Billy is actually a nickname for 'Bilal'. Hearing someone shout when you first wake up isn't the most pleasant of sounds. He smirks though when he sees Erich running towards him. Erich and Billy are their only sources of fun as everyone else, mainly the media, only want to talk about Dustyn. It is still a very touchy subject for both of them so they tend to avoid it at all costs. Even though they don't like to talk about his death, Dustyn is still on their minds 24/7. "Hello Mr Hess!" Billy chuckles then notices that Erich is naked when he moves closer. "Wow....nice um...toes." he laughs. "Do you know what happened when we went out earlier? I don't even remember coming back to the ship. Last thing I recall was trying to drink vodka from your belly button."

"You've actually good pretty nice toes...which is odd. I was actually going to compliment your kneecaps instead but I didn't want you to think I was some sort of creep." Billy laughs and looks down when Erich shakes his waist. "Erich I think I've seen your nuts more times than I've seen my own! It's a nice view though...not complaining. It could do with some decorations though. Ever thought of getting a piercing? I got a new one a few moths back. Think it looks rather spiffy." He laughs and watches Erich hop around. "You like my trousers, huh?" Billy doesn't seem that surprised when he listens to what they got up too. He has always been wild and ever since Dustyn's death, he's been taking things to the extreme. He has no idea how Dallas is managing to soldier on and can only imagine how the kids feel, especially Shay since he was the one that found Dustyn. "Sounds like we had a good time. So what are the plans for tonight? I fancy having some liver damage." He laughs when Erich looks down and inspects his navel. "Nah it's all down to my tongue and some vodka. I remember doing that....and I vaguely remember you pulling my socks off for some reason."

"I'm more of a flip-flop man myself. My fans have entire webpages dedicated to me wearing flip-flops. There's also pages dedicated to my butt crack too but that's kinda gross. Should never have bent down in front of that pap. He wouldn't have got that crack shot." Billy chuckles as he watches Erich continue to struggle with the small trousers. "Well it doesn't have to be on your dick. My new one isn't on my willy, it's in a....uh...different place. Not sure of the technical term for the area." Billy looks down at Erich on the floor and crouches down next to him. "A black leather mini skirt could be quite sexy though. No matter what, you'll need to find another item of clothing because um...well, your dick is still hanging out." Billy laughs and falls onto the floor, laying next to him. "I don't remember what motivated you to take my socks off. We were in a bar and you got down on all fours, put my socks on your ears and pretended you were a dog. No idea why you did it though." He rolls onto his side, finding the floor rather comfortable. "You know a place where anything goes? I'd like to able to heavily abuse drugs when I'm out and not receive dirty looks or be removed from the premises."

"I know I'm highly sexed and I am proud of my body but ass crack is just something I do not find attractive, at all. I don't mind a whole butt, I'm actually very found of them in case you didn't know, but a little bit of crack poking out of some jeans is kinda repulsive." Billy laughs lightly then nods when Erich mentions the piercing. "Yeah I think that's the name of the area. It hurt like hell but also felt kinda nice....I'm kinda into all that stuff anyway so I didn't mind getting it done. Thinking about getting more piercings done. They're fun to play around with." he says with a little wink. As Erich heads off into the room, Billy hurries to the kitchen area and raids the fridge, suddenly feeling very hungry. It's very possible that the last time he actually ate was around 48 hours ago. He can still hear Erich's voice faintly in the background. "Well if we can get away with anything I might just hit the town wearing just my boxer shorts. It's easier access since I'm thinking about hooking up tonight. How about you?" he calls back. Billy looks through the practically empty fridge and only a can of whipped cream catches his eye. He takes the can with him and walks back into his room, quickly followed by Erich. "Might shoot some cunt in the head...just for the 'lolz', you know?" he says when he sees the gun. Billy takes hold of them weapon while he squirts some whipped cream in his mouth. He then squirts some over his nipples and laughs. "Maybe I should go out like this?"

"Arse crack is just not attractive, even mine. I know it may come as a shock to you but not every part of my body is perfect." Billy laughs and puts on his flip-flops, remaining in his boxer shorts as he's obviously not joking about going out with just them on. "I'll be your wing man. We'll find you the fittest girl out there, I promise. Failing that we'll just get any desperate bitch we find. You're not picky are you?" He laughs and squirts more cream into his mouth. "I'm looking for anything...girl, guy, whatever. Been a while since I've had some....although I might have had sex last time we went out but I can't remember that. Couldn't have been that good." Billy puts the gun down the front of his boxers, causing him to accidentally show off a little hair. He reapplies more whipped cream to his nipple and shakes the can, looking at Erich. "Right, get your willy out, Hess. I wanna try something." he says with a little chuckle while armed with the can of cream.

"I know, right? But you have to keep it a secret. As far as everyone else knows, I am 100% perfect inside and out. Even the slight squint in my left eye is perfect." Billy laughs and puts an arm around Erich, pulling him in and accidentally rubbing some cream on his top. "I bet none of those crazy bastards are as good looking as you are, Mr Hess. You even make me envious and now that is really saying something." He says with a little wink while playfully nudging him. "I promise to find the cream of the crop for you tonight. Oooh! How does this sound? Threesome! You, me, some hot chick and a can of whipped cream." Billy pokes his tongue out at Erich and applies more cream to his nipples. "Nipple burn!? Oh I don't want that. Better put on extra layers." he says, squirting more on him. When Erich drops his trousers, Billy looks down and raises an eyebrow. "Whoa. If you're not a shower I don't know what your definition of shower is!" He whistles and winks at him before shaking the can. Billy gets down on his knees and squirts the cream all over his 'head'. "It's a vanilla ice cream!"

"Popeye used to scare the shit out of me. He looked weird and sounded even weirder. When I lived on the streets there was also a guy that looked like Popeye that also worked the streets and he was a creepy bastard as well. If a squint is good enough for one of your idols though then that's great to hear." The little squint in Billy's eye is not that noticeable and is only apparent when you really focus on it for a long time. When Erich rubs the cream back onto his nipple, he lets out a little laugh before immediately cutting himself off and covering his mouth. It wasn't his usual laugh like the one he uses when he hears a joke. Instead it was a very girly one which only seems to slip out when he's tickled. "Oh God...please don't tickle me again." When Erich mentions that he's up for a threesome, Billy's eyes light up. "You're really up for it!? Just so you know, I'm down for anything." He nudges Erich playfully. "Well thanks for the compliment. I'll be sure to send you some signed nudes in the post for you kindness." Billy chuckles and eats some more cream before his eyes wonder down again. "Um..Erich?...Could I possibly...lick the cream off? You're looking very appetising right now." He laughs, not taking his eyes off of the cream covered area.

"Oh by 'worked the streets' I meant that he used to live on the streets and make his money by mugging people. I guess in some way you could call him a prostitute though. He used to force himself upon people then take their money from them. I don't think he got the hang of the whole prostitute thing though. Now I would make a good male escort. That I'm sure of." Billy doesn't have many great qualities but knows that he is amazing in bed so he's obviously going to boast about one of his only good attributes. Billy nods as Erich suggest they are being watched, trying to go along with the story and not admit that the giggle came from him. "Well I know that my nipples will sell for more than all eight Stat Nerd nipples combined. Bananas for cocks? I don't know whether I'm hungry or horny now." Billy chuckles then shrugs at the idea of furries. "Well...I don't know. I'm up for most things....as long as it's nothing I can go to prison for. Well I have broke the law a few times in that department but we'll not dig into that." Billy takes a drink of his whiskey and closes his eyes, embarrassed about his nudes. "You may be surprised to know that I didn't even leak those nudes. I sent them to a girl I was fooling around with, her laptop was stolen and the next thing I know, the whole web is filled with pics of my 8.5 incher. Can't believe how old those pics are now. I didn't even have any piercings or that many tattoos back then." He takes the gun out of his boxers and places it on the table, finding it rather uncomfortable now. "I don't mind whatever happens. As long as the floor remains whipped cream free, all is good." He gets down on his knees and chuckles, looking up at Erich. Billy actually finds this more funny than anything else. He slowly takes Erich in his mouth, running his tongue over his head to get all of the cream. Billy then takes more of Erich in his mouth 'just to make sure' he finished every last drop.

"He even tried to have his way with me once but I just smashed a bottle over his head. Simple. Yeah, becoming a male prostitute is my back up plan. I wonder how much people would pay for me? My back up back up plan is to become a chef. I've always been a great cook. Failing that I guess I could deliver pizzas for a living." Billy looks impressed at Erich's Elvis impersonation. Billy has never seen the appeal in Elvis at all but since Erich obviously likes him, he's not going to express his distaste. "Yeah those two should never mix. I've had crumbs get in places and let me tell you, it ain't nice even by my standards. A fist up the butt? Yes. Crumbs? Well that's a total no go." Billy laughs then covers his crotch, pretending to be all embarrassed when Erich calls him 'big dicked'. "You know, it's an odd thing. I love people seeing me naked when it's my choice. If I wanna whip it out, I'll whip it right out but when people see me naked and I'm not planning on it, I get all self conscious. Like the first night I stayed here, I got out of the shower and wasn't expecting to see you on the journey back to my room. Could have just died on the spot." Billy chuckles. When Erich exclaims, he smirks and takes even more of him into his mouth. It's pretty clear that Billy is just trying to please him now as he swirls his tongue around Erich's head before taking all of him in his mouth. Billy moves away so he can speak but takes hold of his dick instead. "I now know what you mean by 'grower'...wow!" he laughs and kisses his head a few times. "If you like it, I was going to suggest something but if you want me to stop, it's cool. I'd like to continue though." Billy chuckles and gives Erich a cheeky little wink, still stroking Erich.

"Ew, crumpets. I hate those horrible little things. I've never watched Mary Poppins. All I know is that it's about some bitch that flies around with an umbrella. God knows what she's been smoking. I am partial to a nice cup of tea though." Billy laughs lightly and nods along. "Yeah, definitely sex first. This is Billy Khan you're talking to, come on!" Billy chuckles and pokes his tongue out. Not many people get to see the fun side of Billy which is a shame as he is very often dubbed as 'nasty' and other similar things. He does have this great, wacky side to his character and it's why his very few friends like Kai, Rory and Honor are always up for hanging out with him. He isn't all bad and is actually more fun than the majority of 'nice' celebs around today. He then looks shocked when Erich seems surprised about the fist. "So you're telling me you haven't got a little adventurous? I thought lots of people enjoy a fist. It's painful as hell but pain is good." This whole kinky thing is definitely not an act and Billy hasn't even scratched the surface on his sexual exploits. The fist story is just the tip of the iceberg. "Yeah I mean you've seen my nudes before that but I still wasn't expecting to see you in the hallway. I swear that night was so awkward. When I finally got the towel around me, it fell off at one point and I bent over to pick it up, not realising you were behind me. You obviously got a lovely few of...things." He says with a loud laugh before cutting himself off and backtracking. "Wait. Guinea pig? Is that a compliment or...? Hey, you making fun because I'm rather hairy down there?! It's not my fault I'm part Middle Eastern. We tend to be rather hairy and it being very black and thick doesn't help matters." Billy chuckles, obviously not having a go at Erich for real. As he feels Erich grow in his hand, he kisses the head again with his extremely soft lips. "Well I was thinking that we do some blow, get completely shitfaced and then have a little...'fun'. You know me, I'm up for anything. I can fool around with you and still be able to look you in the eye the morning after and call you my friend. No awkwardness on my part. Some people are different though. If you don't want to then it's fine. I think it'd be the best night ever though." He gives Erich another wink and licks the underside of his head.