"A crumpet is like a circular cake you make on a griddle. They taste disgusting and are all chewy and spongey. Even if you smother it in jam, they taste dry as hell." Billy watches as Erich demonstrates what he believes to be 'dunking someone's crumpet'. "Well in that case I've definitely dunked a few crumpets in my time. Dunked several at one time." Billy looks a little surprised when Erich expresses a distaste towards Suzie. "Really? I don't think Suzie's that bad. Mind you, I'll have almost anyone. However, in the case of being presented with someone that resembles Shrek after a car accident I'd just tell them that they're an ugly cunt and kick them out. It's that simple. You have to be straight forward with people, Erich my man." Billy's straight to the point approach to things can be funny when you're observing or overhearing him rant but being on the receiving end can be very intimidating as he doesn't sugarcoat anything. Luckily he likes Erich so is less likely to be short with him. "You haven't lived until you've had a good fisting." Billy winks and pokes his tongue out at Erich. "You were going to put your toe up my butt? Well I like butt fun and I like toes so why not give it a go some other time?" He laughs and feels relieved when Erich tells him that the guinea pig reference was a compliment and not an insult. "Yeah I guess you could compare the thickness to that of a guinea pig. I'm a little bit on the chunky side. I suppose it's better than looking like a pencil." Billy takes more of Erich into his mouth, listening to him as he sucks. He moves away briefly. "We could just fool around...pause for to do some blow several times...maybe even fuck? It's up to you though. I suggest we do it though." He winks before taking Erich back into his mouth, managing to take every inch of him.

Billy nods in agreement, totally up for hurting some people. Even if he did like crumpets he'd still be up for a fight because it is Billy after all. "Pancakes are far superior. Crumpets are like the unattractive sister. You know, the one that brings shame to the whole family and has to wear a mask over her face at family get-togethers because she's that fucking ugly. I was homeless and even I turned down a crumpet. I might have been starving but not that hungry to eat one of those things." Billy smirks as he listens to Erich give his non sugar coated version of what he'd say to Suzie. "Yeah that's pretty much the gist of it. I'd just tell her to get her tits out and put a pillow case over her head. If she's easily hurt by that then she's not the type of girl I want to sleep with. I need someone who can take a good bashing....verbally and physically." He then laughs along with Erich, really enjoying his company. They seem to be on the same wavelength as one another and Billy is enjoying being himself and saying what he likes without feeling like he's being judged. "I've taken many risks in bed, Erich. Athlete's foot is the least of my worries. Besides, I've seen your toes countless times and you don't have athlete's foot so it's all good." Billy smirks and watches as Erich wiggles his pinky. "Hm, what do they say about long, chunky, circumcised and pierced? They say that's the best thing ever?" He winks and gives a nod when Erich mentions that he has cocaine on him. "Fucking brilliant. Oh and I'm not going to use my fists, don't worry. You want to take this to the bedroom though? It'll be more comfortable plus my knees are getting tired from all the bending. I promise I won't pull any weird shit. No fists. No cattle prods or anything." He laughs lightly and runs his tongue around Erich's cock head once more. Despite things taking a sexual turn, Billy actually sees this as just a bit of fun and another way of entertaining a very good friend. Even when he's sucking him off, he's still laughing away and having a conversation with him. "Plus I kinda want to get under covers and cuddle with you. I'm a lonely little soul who just wants to be loved." he jokes.

"I'm surprised that crumpets are even a thing. They are horrid. The recipe comes straight from Satan himself. Although I have tried worse things like mayonnaise, coleslaw and Brussels sprouts. I'd take a crumpet over those wretched. It's not crazy, it's the right way. Most people across the pond are just too lazy to pronounce it correctly." Billy says very matter of fact. It's probably a conversation best avoided because due to the tone in his voice, it seems like he might just possible go off on one. One of the downsides to hanging around Billy is how unpredictable he can be. One minute you're laughing away, the next he's trying to burn your face off with cooking oil. "Sometimes ugly people just need to be told. I feel sorry for all the ugly sluts I know or see in passing because they're always being rejected and have nothing going for them. They're not going to go anywhere in life. If you just sit them down and say, 'Love, you're ugly as fuck. Just stop trying and go get a job at Target. At least you'll be making money.' See, I'm not mean. I want to help people make the right choices in life." The way Billy says it, it's not very clear if he's joking or if he actually believes he is being helpful. "Well they should create a saying for guys like me. I could use that as my bio on my Twitter profile. Now that will definitely boost the amount of followers I have. By the way, yours taste kinda sweet. The slogan to go along with your cock can be, 'long and sweet goes down a treat!'" Billy laughs and stands up, holding onto his back. Ever since he was hit with a car, he's had lots of trouble with his back. "Oh dear, I feel like an old man."

He follows Erich into the bedroom, feeling a little awkward when Erich calls him cute. It's not a word he likes to associate with himself despite the fact that when he smiles and lets out that insanely infectious laugh, he's like the cutest person on the planet. Billy prefers to come across as cold and intimidating but that's mainly just a defense mechanism. He likes to make people think he's unlovable so he doesn't get too close to someone then ultimately have his heart broken in the end. "Erich, let's get one thing straight. I am not cute. Kittens are cute. I'm...a former homeless guy with a bad back and a slight lisp. That's not cute." Billy laughs and kicks off his flip-flops before sitting on the edge of the bed. "You don't have to worry, it's just a bit of fun. I'm not grading you or anything. Even if I did I'm sure it'd be 10/10 all round." Billy winks and moves up the bed. "Right, Hess. Get that shirt off. I wanna see you in all your glory."

"We don't have Targets in the UK. I just said that so you could relate to it. Our stores contain a lovely bunch of girls. I just want to rip that bland uniform right off of the and take them roughly in the aisle. That's not a euphemism." Billy says in a very dry, monotonous way, clearly joking about the attractiveness of the staff. He loves his conversations with Erich as there appear to be no boundaries and they both have filthy minds. He used to have similar chats with the late Dustyn and although he appeared all cute and innocent, Dustyn Blue certainly had a mouth on him. "I'll help promote your penis over social media sites. My opinions on genitalia are very respected. Once it has my seal of approval, everyone will be wanting a piece of it." When Erich brings up the subject of age, Billy nods with an uneasy look on his face. "Yes, age is definitely an issue. I told you that I've had a few risks in my time. I hope your opinion of me doesn't change and I promise I'm not some creep but I did sleep with someone a few years ago who lied about her age. I swear I didn't know." Billy's tone isn't as playful as before as he wants to get the point across that it wasn't his fault. A subject like this can easily paint someone in a very, very bad light.

"Sadly, the cutest man to ever walk this earth is no longer with us. No other man is allowed to be called 'cute'. Just as long as you don't think I'm ugly then everything is OK." He gives a little wink and shakes his head when Erich brings himself down. "Come on, two out of ten?! You know that it'll be off the scale." Billy smiles and takes hold of the bag before clearing some space on the bedside table. "I'll get nude in a minute, all in good time. First, let's do a few lines." He places the bag on the table and waits for Erich to come over. "You want to do the honours and cut it?" Billy brings both legs up onto the bed before randomly laughing as a smell fills the room. "Just farted, sorry." He laughs and rolls around on the bed.

Black Candy walks in and lights up a cigarette! She looks at her boobs to make sure they were not popping out. She realized that she now has to buy new shirts that fit her.

Jeremy had spent a brutal and quite frankly unhealthy time in his basement playing World of Warcraft, Garry's Mod, and working on his set. He hadn't made much progress on his set. He felt the desire to go outside and get some much needed fresh air. He gets into his beat up Nissan Stanza. He went to a gas station to buy some cigarettes. "One pack of red and one pack of silver Marlboros, please. Oh, and a skittles e-cig refill." He smiles as he pays for them. He was pretty excited to smoke, it had been a while. He could feel the taste accumulate in his mouth. He couldn't wait to smoke these. He decided he'd vape a little bit as he walked through downtown.

"Blake has the kids right now but I'm not sure if Dallas is going to start a fight for them. Shay was the result of Dustyn fumbling around with a girl when he was in denial back that. That girl died of alcohol poisoning. So technically Shay has no parents now. The twins were from a surrogate but still had Dustyn's DNA. None of the boys are biologically Blake or Dallas' so I don't know what's going to happen." In all honesty, Billy wants to look after the boys but he knows through experience with Daniel that he's just not cut out to be a father and Dustyn would surely want the best upbringing for his boys. Billy takes the straw after Erich uses it and snorts up quite a bit, obviously embracing the moment and not wanting to hold back. If he's going to do coke with Erich Hess, he has to go all out. "Shit, that's good. I swear that you always get the best stuff." He stops to cough. "The pop star life is the life for me. Sex, money and drugs. That's all I've ever imagined doing with my life. You couldn't imagine me doing anything else in my life...like being a librarian or something. I need this excitement in my life." He snorts a little more and gives his nose a little rub. "Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. I don't bite....well only if you ask me too." Billy chuckles and watches as Erich observes his naked body. He knows that Erich has never done this before so he is being very careful about what does as he doesn't wish to scare Erich off. When Erich starts to pull gently on his dick, he lets out a little gasp and closes his eyes. "Hm, that feels good." He smiles down at Erich before moving away and climbing onto the bed, giving Erich a very close up view of...everything. "Get that peachy butt over here!"

Billy is sort of pissed off that Blake is looking after the children. He started a family with Dustyn then just left without warning and it crushed him. Billy does not like Blake but since everyone is still feeling very raw after Dustyn's death, he hasn't kicked up a fuss which is a first for Billy. "To be honest I don't think Dallas would cope. He's a nice guy and all but I don't think he's very paternal...like myself. I know that Daniel and I are going to have a very colourful relationship when he hits his teenage years." He watches as Erich snorts more cocaine. Although Billy likes to abuse drugs for entertainment, underneath it all it's also a way of dealing with a lot of pain. Billy moves over to Erich and puts an arm around him, finding it rather odd feeling their bare skin against one another. "Such smooth skin, Mr Hess." Billy chuckles and strokes Erich's arm before looking into his eyes. He isn't sure how Erich is going to react but he goes ahead with it anyway. He smiles and slowly moves in for a kiss.

"Yeah he should come along with us, maybe it'll help him relax a little more. He's just sort of kept to himself but I can't blame him. He's a good guy. He even kicked the drugs when Dustyn decided that he wanted to go clean." The saddest thing about Dustyn's death is how unexpected and undeserved it was. There was a point where people feared for his life as he was constantly riddled with drugs but he eventually got clean and remained so for over half a year before his death. Unfortunately, he had one tiny moment of weakness and it ended up claiming his life. "Yeah I'm just not a natural. I mean I can do the basics like...keep him alive but I just don't know how to act around them. I'm not one for playing games or watching kids TV. I just want to get high and have my balls fondled. I'm not cut out to be a parent." It's sad but it's true. Billy even knows this. He knows he had Daniel too early and although he loves him with all of his heart, Billy knows that he will never be a great father. When Erich traces his finger along Billy's arm, he smirks. It's not the tenderness he enjoys, it's the fact that he's feeling flesh on flesh. When Erich kisses him, he slips in some tongue and pulls Erich on top of him. "Wanna be my cowboy, Mr Hess?" Billy winks and laughs. His eyes are looking a little glazed over now as the drugs are now starting to kick in.

"Dallas was probably the best one. Blake was alright to start with but he's a bit of a, as I like to call him, wet cabbage. He was never up for anything and was a pit of a pussy at times. Adam....the less said about that cunt, the better. He was never good enough for our little Dusty." Billy tries his best to hide his hatred for Adam, trying not to spoil the mood but the total distaste ultimately comes through. "I hate Lazy Town with a passion. It makes me so uncomfortable. I've tried to watch kids TV a few times but I end up almost losing the will to live. Even vicodin doesn't make Lazy Town anymore interesting. You like ball fondling too? I'll keep that in mind." Billy smirks and runs his tongue over Erich's, gently massaging it with his own. He might be wild in bed but he still loves a good, passionate kiss. He moves his hands around to Erich's ass and gives his cheeks a squeeze. "Yeah, I'll be your horse any day of the week. I'll be whatever you want me to be." When he feels Erich brush against him, Billy smirks and pulls Erich in for another kiss. "I'm ready when you are. Wait...we need any lube?"