The Bitch: The second single from our album
Go Down and Out was basically the title track. And the band consider it one of Gory's best songs ever. The buyers didn't however, and it failed as a hit. I wrote the B-side.
Gory: "Down and Out" is the darkest of songs. I regret writing it. I regret recording it. I regret putting it on an album. I regret it being a single. I regret being alive.
https://www.therockstarg...ngle.asp?SingleID=105049
Down and out (lyrics by Gory I. Lids)
Verse 1
Dark as night
There is no ligt
Everything falls apart
With broken dreams and broken hearts
I've lost the will
I must be killed
Will cry until
Chorus
There are no tears left
No hopes, but no fears left
There's no dout
I'm going down and out
Without a dream
Just with a scream
And a little shout
I am down and out
Verse 2
Light as day
It won't come my way
I guess death could come
and I'm on the run
from life itself
From someone else
I think I need help
I Blame Myself (lyrics by
The Bitch)
Verse 1
I got screwed up in the stadium
I needed help and I didn't get it
I got nude up with the radium
I peed in a church when someone wedded
I dated my best friend's ex one night
I could have dated anyone else
I traded beer for sex one night
and now I blame myself
Chorus
I blame myself
for my dreams going south
I blame myself
for how it all turned out
I blame myself
for my own shame and doubt
I blame myself
for the bad taste in my mouth
Verse 2
I find it stressing that I'm such a jerk
And I don't seem to learn my lesson
I'm now confessing that I jerked off in a church
Where I probably should have made this confession
I took a Christmas trip to the North Pole
I accidently killed an elf
and on a business trip I sold my soul
and now I blame myself
The Bitch: When we were recording our last album 10 Creepy Songs. I took an airplane to America and they showed a documentary about young people and sexuality and it seems that in America the people under 21 get fake I.D's to buy alcohol and I got the idea to write a creepy song about an old guy getting a Fake I.D to hang out with younger kids, but I didn't really finish it, so it didn't make the record, it did make our next one and it turned out to be a good single. Unfortunately we were outta luck getting a hit now too, suppose people listen to techno and shit nowadays? On the same trip they also showed a comedy about an idiot eating McDonald's every damn day. Aside from the obvious product placement it was a hilarious yet unrealistic, because no one could be that stupid in real life. What's up with Americans and having super in their movie titles? Poo Peter wrote a song on the same trip inspired by the other movie.
Poo Peter: Movie genres is really you're thing, Bitch. We watched this movie about McDonald's and I wrote some lyrics about a guy going to a date to McDonald's and seeing how sickening that food really is, refused to go on that date. We finished the music years later.
The Bitch: Some nice lady called Wendy heard the song and wanted us to mention her café in the song, and we thought why not?
Poo Peter: The real thing about the song is that the dude in the song doesn't even like the girl because she wants to screw him and he just wants to eat vegan food.
https://www.therockstarg...ngle.asp?SingleID=105247
Fake I.D (lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse 1
So I got a fake I.D
I'm going out to get chicks
And maybe catch V.D
and lop off that dick
I'm going on fifty
and I am way too old
to score with gals that are nifty
they only stare at me cold
Chorus
So I'm getting Fake I.D Whoah ah!!!
Verse 2
I'm going to nightclubs
Where only nineteen year olds go
So that I frequent the oldtimer pub
Is something they aren't supposed to know
So if they think I'm old
I showed them my I.D and uniform
then they know I am pure gold
And they'll take me to their dorm
Rather Go Alone (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
One day you said let's crab a burger
And I said that'd be cool
but I never thought
you'd be such a fool
Don't you know that meat is murder
Don't you know it hurts my bones?
So if we don't go to Wendy's instead
You can go alone
Verse 2
The next day you wanted us to watch Netflix
and chill and eat some salad
And I thought that sounds nice
And your arguments were valid
I could've gone out and met chix
And gotten in their friendzone
but you didn't actually want to chill
You could do that alone
Chorus
Whoah ah You could that do alone
I don't wanna go to McDonald's with ya
You can do that alone
Verse 3
And one day you wanted us to go see a show
Bon Jovi were playing some place outta town
But living on a prayer
Would only bring me town
How was I to know
that you wanted to bone?
If I have to sing "It's My Life" with you
I'd rather go alone
Chorus
Whoah I'd rather go alone
I don't wanna watch Bon Jovi with you
I'd rather go alone
oh oh oh oh oh
Wendy's
Is Wendy's vegan?
Edited by user 06 January 2020 07:01:33(UTC)
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