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Offline MetalSludge  
#1 Posted : 02 December 2009 04:43:25(UTC)
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You thought 80's glam was dead and buried by the pussy from Seattle, Kurt Cobain? Well think again! Introducing Metal Sludge!
Metal Sludge is an 80's glam metal parody band straight out of the Sunset strip. And now to introduce the band:

Metal Sludge is

Chet Michaels - Vocals :"There is nothing better than doing a line of coke from a hookers ass while getting sucked off by an asian hooker"
Drake E Lee - Lead Guitar: "Gene Simmons has nothing on this tongue"
Ricky Sixx - Bass: "You'll be gettin on the bus with me after the show, I'll be fucking you wildly after we do some blow"
Robby Blazer - Drums: "I don't know what I bang more, drums of fat bitches"


Metal Sludge will be hitting the road soon to a city near you!(If you live in the US because they can't afford anywhere else yet due to excessive hookers, and drugs)


Metal Sludge will be hitting the road, gaining fame, and screwing hookers...which ever comes first on the following cities


Las Angeles, Ca - 05 Dec
Pheonix, Az - 06 Dec
Albuquerque, NM - 07 Dec
El Paso, Tx - 08 Dec
San Antonio, Tx 09 Dec
Dallas, Tx - 10 Dec
Kansas City, Mo - 11 Dec
St. Louis, Mo - 12 Dec
Chicago, Il - 13 Dec
Detroit, Mi - 14 Dec
Indianapolis, In - 15 Dec
Cleveland, Oh - 16 Dec


Metal Sludge will be playing 12 shows in 12 nights across the United States before returning back hope to enter the studio and recording their debut album tentatively titled "Score Some Blow"



((ooc: I am not a new member, just havent been around in years.))

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Offline Mouschi  
#2 Posted : 02 December 2009 04:58:27(UTC)
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#3 Posted : 02 December 2009 05:13:43(UTC)
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Aaron: Sounds cool. Remind me of a band called uh... I think it was Steel Panther or something.
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Offline MetalSludge  
#4 Posted : 02 December 2009 11:21:48(UTC)
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Chet Michaels: Those bitches in Metal Skool, I mean Steel Panther, or whatever they are called these days don't have shit on us. We don't need washed up d-list celebs to make us famous.

Ricky Sixx: Other than that, we wanted to announce the demos we are preparing to record in a little bit. They are called "We snort blow like a hurricane, Revelation(Whorehouse Madam), and Kickstart my fart" We will be jamming those live, if the free blow is good enough, or if we see enough tits."
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#5 Posted : 04 December 2009 17:57:56(UTC)
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Metal Sludge will be hitting the road, gaining fame, and screwing hookers...which ever comes first on the following cities


Las Angeles, Ca - 05 Dec
Pheonix, Az - 06 Dec
Albuquerque, NM - 07 Dec
El Paso, Tx - 08 Dec
San Antonio, Tx 09 Dec
Dallas, Tx - 10 Dec
Kansas City, Mo - 11 Dec
St. Louis, Mo - 12 Dec
Chicago, Il - 13 Dec
Detroit, Mi - 14 Dec
Indianapolis, In - 15 Dec
Cleveland, Oh - 16 Dec


Metal Sludge will be playing 12 shows in 12 nights across the United States before returning back hope to enter the studio and recording their debut album tentatively titled "Score Some Blow"

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Offline MetalSludge  
#6 Posted : 11 December 2009 18:02:13(UTC)
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Chet Michaels chimes in with an update on the Metal Sludge Mini Tour

"The chicks are really digging it, and their dudes want to kick our asses. I get it though, its hard to turn down doing some blow and going down on us."


About writing their debut album: "Yeah, we got some songs written. Nothing recorded yet, but we have them penned. Obviously we have We snort blow like a hurricane, Revelation(Whorehouse Madam), and Kickstart my fart, but we now have Pound and Pound, Every nose has its porn, I thought he was a she. The crowds are really digging em.


On the current state of the music industry "There are a ton of poppy bitches out here that take themselves too seriously, they need to just shut the hell up, snort some blow...speaking of blow they can all blow me. My favorite artist? Casting Thin Shadows are fuckin' legends man. Regan just fucking brings it every night."
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#7 Posted : 11 December 2009 19:05:15(UTC)
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KamiKate : CTS split up - I would say "sadly" because they weren't bad, but the bit where Raven Comatose cried was too funny. Anyway. When you're talking about the current state of the music industry, you could at least talk about current bands, you 'tard.
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#8 Posted : 12 December 2009 02:41:08(UTC)
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OOC: Lol the title cries for attention.


Silver Spoons: I know man, all these chicks who think they are really classy and they all are talentless-whores.
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#9 Posted : 12 December 2009 11:14:56(UTC)
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They aren't talentless - but I hate the way that pop completely dominates the market, we need more evenness. A few months back, if I wrote an article saying "Firecracker 47 are splitting up", people'd go crazy about it, because Joshy Firecracker was so well-known, the cute young happy face of jazz music - but now, because jazz (and any other non-pop) music has been pushed aside, people barely notice that, or even that the legendary goth metallers Casting Thin Shadows are doing their final shows. However, if Stephanie Fierce eats a Maccy D's, it's news. What the fuckbucket!? There is a serious imbalance here, and I'm one pissed off gossip hound.
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User is suspended until 16/05/4760 03:38:29(UTC) stephaniewazhere  
#10 Posted : 12 December 2009 11:50:31(UTC)
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Silver Spoons: Stephanie Fierce is so overrated, and I'm no just saying that because she's my ex.
Drake (From Red Leaf): Yeah right Steven. She's all you talk about...... OK I'll shut up now.

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#11 Posted : 13 December 2009 17:57:50(UTC)
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#12 Posted : 13 December 2009 18:53:32(UTC)
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stephaniewazhere wrote:
OOC: Lol the title cries for attention.


Silver Spoons: I know man, all these chicks who think they are really classy and they all are talentless-whores.




OOC:And it worked cause you came and posted Whistle
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#13 Posted : 14 December 2009 04:47:28(UTC)
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Jimmy:Fuckin' posers, saying how uncool popular music is doesn't make you metal.
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

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Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


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well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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User is suspended until 16/05/4760 03:38:29(UTC) stephaniewazhere  
#14 Posted : 14 December 2009 04:51:17(UTC)
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Jimmy:Fuckin' posers, saying how uncool popular music is doesn't make you metal.


Roberto: About to say the same thing.
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#15 Posted : 14 December 2009 05:37:37(UTC)
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Harry: Dude, people are going a bit against you, including us. Go out and perform a few shows. Prove us wrong.
Jason: But I...
Harry: GLAM METAL SUCKS!! Grrrr...
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