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genocidal king wrote:Synxhard wrote:OOC: I saw the band picture and wanted to die. OOC: lol in what way? I think the singing woman is sexy...but I have a thing for sort of emo-ish girls like that. IC: Cassie Summers: Oh Kate, as much as your affectionate lactose squirting is fun and all...I'm just not into you honey, Im sorry...and Bri, I'm a total little bitch...if I see what I want, then trust me honey, I'll take it. I'll take it even when you're standing in the room! OOC: Mainly just due to the large assortment of men who appear to be women, although I gotta agree with you for the most part on the chick.
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Synxhard wrote:genocidal king wrote:Synxhard wrote:OOC: I saw the band picture and wanted to die. OOC: lol in what way? I think the singing woman is sexy...but I have a thing for sort of emo-ish girls like that. IC: Cassie Summers: Oh Kate, as much as your affectionate lactose squirting is fun and all...I'm just not into you honey, Im sorry...and Bri, I'm a total little bitch...if I see what I want, then trust me honey, I'll take it. I'll take it even when you're standing in the room! OOC: Mainly just due to the large assortment of men who appear to be women, although I gotta agree with you for the most part on the chick. OOC: Yeah, but one of those dudes looks more fish than woman I'd say...although I cant be arsed scrolling back to the pic to see which one. |
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genocidal king wrote:Synxhard wrote:genocidal king wrote:Synxhard wrote:OOC: I saw the band picture and wanted to die. OOC: lol in what way? I think the singing woman is sexy...but I have a thing for sort of emo-ish girls like that. IC: Cassie Summers: Oh Kate, as much as your affectionate lactose squirting is fun and all...I'm just not into you honey, Im sorry...and Bri, I'm a total little bitch...if I see what I want, then trust me honey, I'll take it. I'll take it even when you're standing in the room! OOC: Mainly just due to the large assortment of men who appear to be women, although I gotta agree with you for the most part on the chick. OOC: Yeah, but one of those dudes looks more fish than woman I'd say...although I cant be arsed scrolling back to the pic to see which one. OOC: Haha, I'll take a one in four chance and say it's the one to the right of the woman.
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Synxhard wrote:genocidal king wrote:Synxhard wrote:genocidal king wrote:Synxhard wrote:OOC: I saw the band picture and wanted to die. OOC: lol in what way? I think the singing woman is sexy...but I have a thing for sort of emo-ish girls like that. IC: Cassie Summers: Oh Kate, as much as your affectionate lactose squirting is fun and all...I'm just not into you honey, Im sorry...and Bri, I'm a total little bitch...if I see what I want, then trust me honey, I'll take it. I'll take it even when you're standing in the room! OOC: Mainly just due to the large assortment of men who appear to be women, although I gotta agree with you for the most part on the chick. OOC: Yeah, but one of those dudes looks more fish than woman I'd say...although I cant be arsed scrolling back to the pic to see which one. OOC: Haha, I'll take a one in four chance and say it's the one to the right of the woman. OOC: Yes, it definitely is haha. Those are some freakish fish lips |
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genocidal king wrote:MATTT wrote:James and Dan from The Walls decided to jump in
Dan: Hot singer the rest of the bands look like a bunch of deushbags
James: Ha dude its funny cause their lyrics are quite comical. I dont dude they might be semi decent.
Dan: We will see man, We will see Cassie: you guys seem to know what you're talking about...strangely though I don't need a compliment to tell me how fucking sexy i am! Maybe some day we can give you guys a shout out from the very top! Haha /bitch Dan: Good luck geting their babe cause with that attitude you are going nowhere |
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Boston Andrews: Hi guys! Just a little note to tell you all that our debut single "Yeah, I see you...bitch!" has now been released and is available for you all to spin like a mofo for the Airplay top 20! So spin spin spin folks and support your favourite new band! Here is the single info, and lyrics!
The song - It's a quick, fast paced debut from the five piece. Nothing special, pop punky madness. Starts with a single snare drum beating repeatedly as Cassie speaks her opening line, then the guitars kick in with a punchy riff throughout.
Lyrics:
(spoken) Hey, don't take it personally...I just got it, that's all *mwah*
We've never talked, not in so many words
Why do you glare, you're such a fucking turd
It's hard to see, why don't you like me
Jealous girl, I think you wanna fight me
I catch a glimpse, of you and your new guy
You point me out, I really don't know why
Down at the mall, all over, downtown
Come on girl, you havent got a chance now
I can see you staring over here (see you stariiing)
It's all just so very very fucking clear (very very, fucking cleeeaaar)
Why can't you see? (seee)
Your boyfriend wants me? (meeee)
All it takes is weed and coke and beer
You're a bitch!
You're mind races, when you're all alone
Where is he now, he wont pick up the phone
Don't worry sweetie, he aint with this girl
When that goes down, you'll be first to know.
I can see you staring over here (see you stariiing)
It's all just so very very fucking clear (very very, fucking cleeeaaar)
Why can't you see? (seee)
Your boyfriend wants me? (meeee)
All it takes is weed and coke and beer
You're a bitch!
(Slowly)It's only a matter of time,
What was once your's now will be all mine
You wanna hit me
You wanna kick me
But deep down you know it's not my fault
You're a bitch!
I can see you staring over here (see you stariiing)
It's all just so very very fucking clear (very very, fucking cleeeaaar)
Why can't you see? (seee)
Your boyfriend wants me? (meeee)
All it takes is weed and coke and beer
You're a bitch!
(slowing down)I can see you staring over here (see you stariiing)
It's all just so very very fucking clear (very very, fucking cleeeaaar)
Why can't you see? (seee)
Your boyfriend wants me? (meeee)
All it takes is weed and coke and beer
You're a bitch!
(Spoken) Like I said honey, I just can't help it...they all...want...me!
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Cassie: Yeah, what dickweed said above! Also, I am pleased to announce our new single title...coming in the next few weeks...it's called "Jeffey is a faggot!" it is written by me, for my drummer! It is excellent!
Cassie Bitch xox |
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You guys should learn how to make and write some good fucking music screw your bubble gum pop shit!
-Dan(The Walls) |
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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT So, tonight we hit the UK for our first ever show over here, this side of the Atlantic! Come down to the Koko Club in London after 7PM tonight, and for the princely sum of £2 you can party the night away with *CBC*....(Stacey Walton will also be there). See you there sweeties ;) Cassie Bitch xox |
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Sooooo, this is the first of Cassie's Blogs right here. Somehow, I do not think I will enjoy writing bullshit every night, but the stupid record company thinks it's being all innovative and telling me that the people want to read what bands are up to...*yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn*.
Anyway, we hit the studio first thing in the morning, debut album should be coming soon. And you'll be hearing a little snippet from everyone's "favourite" bitch every single bloody night...GAWD!!! Peace out!
Cassie Bitch xox |
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Soooooooooo, this is Cassie's blog number 2...you might have noticed, assmunches, that it's been like 4 months since I posted a blog...thats cos I dont give a fuck about you or anyone else. Hell the record label don't even know how it's going...you know what...send me money! Or, like, Amazon vouchers and shit, and then I might tell you more. Until then, I'm fuckin' busy, so ciao biatches!
Cassie Bitch xox |
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OOC: Glad to see you back in the RP section! I missed this band lol. And Jersey(The bassist) left Hey Monday if you didnt know. |
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Joshy : Cassie! How, erm, lovely to see you again ....
Mikki : Committed to a life of chastity? MY ARSE. I know a slore when I see one!
Roxy : Slore?
James : It means slut-whore. |
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bikz wrote:Joshy : Cassie! How, erm, lovely to see you again ....
Mikki : Committed to a life of chastity? MY ARSE. I know a slore when I see one!
Roxy : Slore?
James : It means slut-whore. Ooc: it's good to be back matt, so much to catch up on :/ Ic: Ohai Joshy!! How's it going sweetie? Did ya miss me? Get rid of the deadwood yet? cassie |
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Statement from the band re: Cassie Bitch Boston Andrews: well folks...I know her and I do not have the best relationship, I mean she wrote a song about me being a homo or some shit, but I am "sad" to be the one to announce that..."Ding dong, the bitch is dead! Well, she's not dead, but she is totally gone!
That's right! Following the Chaos awards on Tuesday, Cassie Summers sent the rest of us a message (typical) to say that she would no longer be a part of this band. To quote her, "Good evening cuntrockets! This is Cassie, I am texting you all right now to inform you that I am off! That's right you bunch of anus ram raiders, I hate the four of you with all of my heart! So, I have a better "something" to do now, and so you can ram your prissy little cockend band up your pussies! Hope to never see you all again, specially Boston! With NO love at all, Cass!"
What else is there to say? She's gone! Hahahahahahahahaha! I can't wait to see what her better offer is.
As for us....god knows what we have in store! See you all later
Boston |
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Jason: Great to see everyone getting along. |
Awards (stroking myself and thinking I'm superior): @Chaos awards:Best Band - Mind Best Album - Shattered Fairytale by Mind Technical Ecstasy - Jason Smith (x3) Best Solo Male - Jason Smith Birdies:Best Producer - Jason Smith   |
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Joshy : If horsie's got a career in porn or alt-modelling or prostitution, she owes me a discovery fee. ;)
Mikki : You could go around doing this for a living, Smosh. Fuck some nobody, put it online, then get a percentage of their earnings if they do well.
Roxy : It's the smutty version of Dragons' Den. People can sell their bodies to Joshy and Mikki, and if they think they're hot enough, go for it. |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Jason: Great to see everyone getting along. It is indeed Jason...how did you enjoy your evening with Cassie on Monday? - Boston |
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bikz wrote:Joshy : If horsie's got a career in porn or alt-modelling or prostitution, she owes me a discovery fee. ;)
Mikki : You could go around doing this for a living, Smosh. Fuck some nobody, put it online, then get a percentage of their earnings if they do well.
Roxy : It's the smutty version of Dragons' Den. People can sell their bodies to Joshy and Mikki, and if they think they're hot enough, go for it. Cassie: There is no way that Cassie owes anything to anyone, especially not a man who just lay back screaming "HEEEELLLLPPPP!" for about 20 minutes...yeah, they didn't show that on the tape did they?? However, Joshy, if you ever want to meet up again for a sequel, you know where I'm at! And finally, no, my career is not in any of those little "avenues". It's in...no, I'm not telling anyone, fuck everyone. No one gives a shit about any of my kick ass music, so why should I give a shit about them? |
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genocidal king wrote:It's in...no, I'm not telling anyone, fuck everyone. Joshy : Exactly what I thought! And yeh, I'm up for a sequel, I'm even more disabled than last time so you can totally have your way. Mikki : Psst! He's not getting any. Ladies like guys with multiple eyes and actual feet. Joshy : I'm not getting any BY CHOICE. I'm a hot-to-trot musician and war hero mixed with Catholic hard-to-getness and Brisbanian we-put-outness - I've got 'em lining up. Mikki : That and you're a reality TV star who's being treated for the Dark Blue Flu, though fuck knows where you got it from, plus *points at Cassie* low standards. FAIL. Edited by user 19 November 2010 08:36:30(UTC)
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