Cassie: you always were one to bitch and moan Firecracker! Man up! If you want some, take control. Whatever happened to that Kildare cunt btw? She was one hideous example of Bitc...no...she's not a bitch, im queen bitch, she's just, well she's like shit on a stick, that's all.

Mikki? Hmm don't think I've encountered this one before...I'd suggest Joshy isn't getting any because it's a case of, well, would to drive a Bentley and then the next day go back to your little Ford Fiesta? no, like anyone else, you'd wait for the Bentley to return and give you the ride of your life! Low standards indeed...puh-lease!!

Sexy Star: WHAT A SHAME... the bitch really should be dead. *weeps pink tears*

Mikki : More into the limelight? Erm yeh, "This is our new rising star .... erm, the one who screwed Joshy Firecracker." "Oh, Bikki Hetestien? I thought she was dead?"
Joshy : Bikki )': I adored Bikki.
Mikki : Ah, Sophylis explained .... I'm surrre Sophy said something about Jimmy Nimrod making a little mistake. And then there was Bikoshy! And you are such a hoe. Cassie, get a syphilis test, and knowing how 'careful' Joshy has been in the past, a pregnancy test.
Joshy : I am super careful.
Roxy : You totally Kamikazed Bikki. Secretive relationship with a married woman? Well bloody done, bro.
Joshy : Erm .... yeh .... *hugs love child*
Bri : He's so careful that I'd probably have about six kids by now if I could conceive.
Roxy : How old are you, Bri?
Mikki : She's fucking Edward Cullen!
Roxy : Then she's lucky, she's in the position that most 12-year-old girls would sell their mothers to be in. Speaking of mothers, Cassie, get tested. And keep it if you want to be famous for anything at all. The baby, not the STD, though that may work too as a last-ditch attempt if you're not preggo.

Joshy : Thank Jesus you're not having my 'lust child'. And you know full well my jizz is not pathetic. I'm the best you've ever had, bitch.
Bri : Erm, should you be saying this!?
Joshy : Just the facts, Brigid ....

Joshy : Oh fuck no .... please, no ....
Bri : We have a loving relationship, and it's none of your business.

Mikki : With the genes of Cassie Bitch and Rampant Josh? The baby's first sentence would be "I'm a whore".
Joshy : Stop creeping me out, Moo ....
Mikki : You were left holding one lust child alone, why not up it to two?
Joshy : That's completely different. I love Bikki. Cassie is something else.
Bri : She sure is, Joshua. She sure is.

Mikki : I'm not related to Smosh's love life. Neither is Bri, to be honest, they're like friends now. Bikki Hetestien died in the 7/4 studio bombings, so don't start on her. If you have procreated and keep it, then I hope for the baby's sake that it looks more like Josh than you, and he will be part of it. Josh, you're too rampant for your own good, sort it out.
Bri : We're not 'like friends' ....
Mikki : Then sort his fucking sex overdrive out so that Cassie doesn't have to.

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Mikki : The lesson is - everyone's a whore.
Bri : Even you, Misty Moo?
Mikki : ESPECIALLY me. Hey there Jason. ;)

Boston: believe me, she actually can be like that! I've toured with her and spent time in studios with her...she is an absolute literal cunt...

Cassie: I'd have thought there would have been capacity enough for a decent sized brain under all that pubic fuzz up there...did you not see what I'm like at the Chaos awards?? Having spent three fucking hours with me, I'd have thought you'd be in no doubt as to what a cunt Cassie Bitch is