clip courtesy of cat fancier tv:
erich hess,purveyor of fine mediocrity.
karoliena verlinden,co purveyor of fine mediocrity
erich: greetings fellow travelers,how's it hanging? long and strong? short and shriveled? not at all? it's come to my attention,that this day and age it isnt enough to just make a record,tour your ass off,and hopefully sell some t-shirts.oh no,fans today want......i dunno.something. apparently it isnt tunes about sex,fast cars,and zombies. *scratches chin* have we tried sex in a fast car,with a zombie?
*karoliena's voice from offscreen: yeah.it worked like a charm....in getting people to buy other bands' records!
erich:ok....so with that idea shot down. i'm announcing our next album will be...uh?.....hmmmm.....recorded..*real awkard silence as erich racks his brain for some idea* in the bermuda triangle! yeah,thats it.we'll be recording our next album betwixt a land of whimsy and wonder!
*karoliena's voice,again off screen* there's isnt really land in the bermuda triangle.
erich:oh yeah? in that case,we'll not only be recording an album in the bermuda triangle,we'll also search for the aforementioned land of whimsy and wonder.i dont give a damn what a globe and modern science say,i'm finding that land of whimsy! so there you have it.later this week i,and the rest of atomic war bride,the harlots,and bobby cairo will be shoving off from the port of miami for places unknown.we'll be broadcasting daily from the decks of the duke of winchester,so the world may join in on our adventure!
karoliena:*this time,on screen* i dont care what gimmick we use.i dont think anyone cares.
erich:we'll feature karoliena and erica wrestling in a kiddie pool filled with creamed corn!
karoliena: .....wait a minute!
*camera clicks off*
