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Hey fuckaaahs! You know who I am, but you don't know who this guy is!  I am proud to present my new project, Benji Comyns. When he grows up, he's going to be just like me, but not as good. So, Nickola and I found this little bastard - he's the little brother of that new guy from Moronic Changeling. The one with the really blue eyes, I think his last name is Comyns. (In case you're wondering how to pronounce that, don't. Say it how the fuck you want.) Nick wants to teach him to drum and make him the new drummer of Firecracker 47, but I have better plans - any idiot could do the F47 job, but not MY idiot! This is the black metal of the future, kids. You haven't heard REAL metal until you've heard Benji. It's going to take a lot of hard work and torture, but this kid's gonna be a true metaller! -Kathleen Bishop aka. Kamikaze Kate
"Are ya takin' the fuckin' piss, Kate? 'im's best off lurnin' drums an' 'elpin' out them Firecrackerrrs with thur poppierrrr stuff."
-Nick Biggs [drums // Moronic Changeling]
"He's going to suck at this. I actually feel really sorry for him. If it was possible to stand up to Kamikaze Kate and come out alive, I would."
-Damien Comyns [pianist & backing vocals // Moronic Changeling]
"This - is my replacement?" *falls about laughing*
-Mikki Moo [famous-for-being-famous // ex-Firecracker 47]
"Why so negative? You never know with madcore! NEVER SAY NEVER!"
-Joshy Firecracker [lead vocals // Firecracker 47]
"Hey, I was gonna say that! Hi by the way, I'm like, Benjamin Comyns, and I'm like, this new musician .... erm, yeh, what Kate said, or what Nick said."
-Benji Comyns [solo artist or F47 drummer // Dark Blue Music]
"My name Kaethe and I like mashed potato."
-Kaethe Jenkins [lead vocals // Moronic Changeling] |
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