Band-Atomic war bride
title- 666 horsepower
Format-12" vinyl only
Rating: 3 stars
Tracks
1.automoton,lets get it on!
2. The unholy vengeance of a wayward blow up doll.
3. The spider baby of craggy isle.
4.fried chicken fueled machine of chaos.
5. Your cold,cold heart.....is in my soup.
6. The devil's garden shed (is actually rather tidy.)
7. I want to fuck you to the sweet sounds of 80's sit com theme songs.
8. night of the living bread.
9. Psychobilly Cadillac.
10. Thank god I'm a country boy.* john Denver cover
Review:
We've been out of the scene so long, no magazine would review any of our advance copies.not even our " go to " mag, cat fancy. Which is odd,usually old bitties in cat sweaters are psychobilly fiends.so fuck all of that,I'll review this myself.i ain't scared. I will even be pretty unbiased....sorta.
666 horsepower is,by far the best psychobilly album released thus far.....by us. We recorded it during our jaunt to the Bermuda triangle.you can practically hear the vortex of spacetime crackling all about us.nobody else offers that,i guarantee it!
Upon purchase of 666 horsepower,the first thing you will notice is it's glossy,suitable for framing cover.it is printed on luxurious bible cover grade leather,which you and your family will treasure for generations.inside,the precision pressed "12 record is hand crafted to near NASA tolerances. Each copy of this album is designed to withstand no less than 4 direct hits from a .357 magnum. Will you ever need such over engineered bullshit? We hope not.but can you afford to take that chance?
We here at the war bride know that you,the discerning music fan, do not make your music purchases based on bullet stopping power alone.and why should you? Anyone can make a round thing that stops lead,but we here at the war bride have made a round thing that stops lead
and sounds great! How great you ask? Take atomic war bride's "sonic,atomic challenge"! Make 666 horsepower
your psychobilly album for a week.if it doesn't satisfy your need for break neck rockabilly riffs,slappy bass lines,and songs that will make you cuff your pants,drink cheap American beer,and paint your car flat black.we'll double your money back!!
I know what you're thinking, "Erich,you didn't review shit!"
And to that i say, oh didn't i?
Edited by user 09 April 2011 03:02:03(UTC)
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