Kate : Tess "Bottom"? Ha. You'd think that nobody else in the world would have that daft surname, Cat - I'm glad to be rid of it. But then, this Tess sounds kinda like a rich bitch version of Theresa, abandoning her son, so she deserves to be called an arse.
Cat : *looks shocked*
Kate : Catriona? C-C-Catriona!? You've gone cold ....
Cat : Kate. You weren't around at the time, but I have a younger sister who's also a musician. She left Perth to run off with her boyfriend, Flander Hondison, he was just getting famous in the UK at the time and he met her - Tess. He took her away to the USA, they got famous, and we never saw her again. And I guess they had a son I never knew about. And this is him.
Kate : WHAT THE ACTUAL FIRETRUCK! WHY THE FUCK DO I NOT KNOW!?
Cat : You didn't NEED to know, Kate. Would it have made you happier to know that, as well as Theresa and both our dads, there was another person who abandoned us?
Kate : Yes, actually, it would .... *long string of swear words without a breath inbetween*KAMIKAZEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING TOLD ME!
Cat : Kate, calm down.
Kate : Get to fuck, Cat. I want to meet this Hiram. Because unlike EVERY OTHER FUCKER IN MY FAMILY, I WANT TO KNOW WHO MY FAMILY ARE! KAMIKAZE!
OOC : I used to do the same with "Bristosh" since I was the only one who RPed in Bristol, hehe. For these three, I just made up some fairly run-of-the-mill story - because of Hiram's age, Tess would have left before Kate was born, so wouldn't have known her.
Edited by user 21 September 2011 20:47:29(UTC)
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