mindy in the morning
erica hess
nina sangria
mindy: hi and good morning! start brewing that coffee and wake up with me,mindy! today i have the harlots in for a friendly chat. how are you girls today?
nina: peachy,love. just peachy.
erica: *smiles and winks* hi again,mindy.
mindy:*ignores erica and fusses with her notes.* you guys put on quite a show at total annhiliation. was that whole "topless erica" bit pre-planned?
nina: not really,love. it-
erica:hold up,mindy. did you just brush me off,like i was a fucking groupie?
mindy: i assure you,i dont know what you are talking about....you were saying,nina?
nina: no,i agree. you did kinda give erica the cold shoulder.
mindy: fine.*in an overly nice voice* oh,hi erica. its so wonderful to see you again. better?
nina:not really. that kinda borders on bitchy,love.
erica: after all we shared,after all we....did,you are going to be mean to me?
mindy:*flips her hair with her hand* months ago,a new release was hinted at. any updates?
erica: you....you....bad person! you used me for sex! how could you do that? i am supposed to be the one to use you!
mindy: sorry viewers,i think we are getting crossed signals from a neighboring station.
nina:wow...so this is how being on the other side feels...it's not all that fun,love.
erica:not at all..i think i have seen the error of my ways.*shakes head*....right. new release...the first few songs we put out on the internetz were basically a "the checks in the mail" thing to studio60.
nina:we like to think gia likes us and all,but i could see her dropping us.just to prove a point.
erica: she's gangsta like that. so we had to give her something. *giggles* the e.p should be ready by monday. fact.
mindy: erica,you have had strong words against blondes,yet...*gestures to erica's head*
erica:oh that *laughs* its part of the hat.i stand by my anti- blonde statements.
nina: is your hair part of your head?
mindy: of course!
nina: o....k....you sure? it looks a little fakey to me,love.
mindy: it is not a wig!
erica: the first step to dealing with female hairloss,is admitting you have a problem.
mindy:I DONT HAVE..*smiles slowly* i know what you two are trying,and i am not falling for it. nice try,though.
nina *claps slowly* well played,old bean. well played.
erica:...so,was i your first time with another girl? i practically had to grab you by the ears and train you.
nina: really? i assumed it just came naturally,love.
mindy: ok! thats the show for today,see you next time!
