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Offline niggajones  
#41 Posted : 22 September 2012 07:36:10(UTC)
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Sam: Are you excited? Tomorrow is the last day of the Carnival of Sounds, taking place in our hometown! After that, we're going to be heading into the studio to record our debut album with the magnificent ERICH HESS, esq., producing! Prepare your nipples, because this record is going to eat pop and shit metal!
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#42 Posted : 22 September 2012 08:17:16(UTC)
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karoliena: my nipples have just cut through my shirt!...damn,i liked this shirt. now its got nipple holes in it.

erich: karoliena! that was brash coming from you.

karoliena: well,its true.
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#43 Posted : 22 September 2012 16:47:21(UTC)
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Neil: Karoliena's nipples....
Sam: Neil! Down boy.
Neil: What?
Sam: I was implying you're like a dog when it comes to women. God, I thought we worked this out during our no doubt sidesplitting comedic banter rehearsal!
Neil: ...was that supposed to be comedic banter?
Sam: Pffft. Joke killer.
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#44 Posted : 08 October 2012 15:02:36(UTC)
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Hey guys! Have you seen the new video? If you want a sneak peek of the new album, you should DEFINATELY check it out, it's BRUTAL!
CLICK HERE
^click to check it out!
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#45 Posted : 09 October 2012 06:32:18(UTC)
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Hey guys! We're going to be embarking on a TOTALLY SWEET WARMUP TOUR to hype the release of the album. It's gonna be just us with no opening acts because....people would be insulted opening for us. Probably. But still, it's gonna be METAL!
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#46 Posted : 09 October 2012 06:40:51(UTC)
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erich: if you love a person,take them to this show. acts of hate will help...seal the deal. trust me. jihadists' mythical virgins are no match for what acts of hate live will do for your sex life. not "can",will".

karoliena:* clearly reading a teleprompter* acts of hate rekindled my love of degrading sex acts.i saw two girls one cup and thought "so?". i did that shit yesterday. *cracks up* get it? "shit"? laugh,its funny!
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#47 Posted : 09 October 2012 06:43:54(UTC)
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Sam: What Mr. Hess says is true, the greatest aphrodisiac of all is the scent of five sweaty dudes playing death metal and screaming at you while 17 year old tryhards try to look cool in the pit by swinging their elbows around in an attempt to look macho!
Tony: Yeah. When we play, I get aroused. In a good way.
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#48 Posted : 09 October 2012 07:02:09(UTC)
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erich: i love being all like "boy,you trying to get mh attention?" with those kids.

karoliena: this is where erich's "elvis on meth" apperance works. if those kids ever wise up,he's going to get his old ass kicked.
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#49 Posted : 09 October 2012 15:13:46(UTC)
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Neil: Elvis on meth sounds like some really cool avant-garde deathabilly band. aka AWESOME!
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#50 Posted : 09 October 2012 23:01:31(UTC)
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erich: it sure does,lets make it happen .i have an upright bass player i can bring.

karoliena: dont make me sound like an object,you bastard!

erich: you know,i do know other musicians.

karoliena: do you,now? well all those times i played bass for you......I FAKED IT!

erich: nooooo!
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#51 Posted : 10 October 2012 00:54:21(UTC)
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Rob: Elvis on meth sounds like a Prog-Metal version of Chicago, complete with the Reverend Horton Heat crooning about zombie girls in hula-skirts from mars.
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#52 Posted : 10 October 2012 01:14:47(UTC)
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erich: rob...i...i think i love you. that was beautiful and worthy to base a religion off of.
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#53 Posted : 10 October 2012 08:45:13(UTC)
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Rob: I love you too erich. Although I found it really hard to record my guitar parts for the album with you ogling me through the studio glass. Just putting that out there.
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#54 Posted : 21 October 2012 06:13:44(UTC)
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ACTS OF HATE - THE UNHOLY CREATION SHAMELESS PROMOTION VIDEO

the screen is filled with static, but quickly flickers to reveal the band, standing in an alley and trying to look hardcore.

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Sam: Hello world! We - ACTS OF HATE - have come to brainwash the masses with our OUTRAGEOUS DEATH METALITY!
Tony: METALL!!! ...Hi chloe! *waves at camera*

Rob holds up a blank cd.

Rob: It may not look like much, but on this CD lies the most brutal record to ever be recorded! get out of the way Pig Destroyer, because we're ACTS of FUCKIN' HATE!
Neil: We know how to headbang!

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Sam: Hello there, peasants. I have a message for you from the kings of brutality, Acts of Hate...of which I am a part. Anyways, we feel it is important to tell you - WE LOVE PICKLES! THE PICKLIER THE BETTER!

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before returning to the footage of them in the alley.

Jeff: What was the point of this video?
Sam: We're telling people about the record - and, uh, we're gonna go on tour after, so...keep your eyes open!
Tony: Bring your pick!
Rob: And bring your shovel!
Sam: We will NOT be undersold!

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#55 Posted : 21 October 2012 15:44:38(UTC)
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erich: shovel,pick...these are well and good.but i'm bringing a pitchfork and torch. cant have proper mob justice without them?

karoliena: where did you see anything about mob justice?

erich:oh,its there....trust me.
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#56 Posted : 21 October 2012 15:48:52(UTC)
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neil: mob justice...wasn't that a black sabbath album after ozzy left? you know, with dio?
sam: i don't listen to black sabbath with dio. that's the closest thing in the world to blasphemy in my book.
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#57 Posted : 21 October 2012 15:57:45(UTC)
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erich:*shrugs* hell if i know. dio and sabbath seemed a little....goofy? for my tastes. it was like a ren fest or something. i dig ladies in wench costumes as much as the next man,...but still.
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#58 Posted : 21 October 2012 16:08:03(UTC)
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Tony: Black sabbath sucked after Ozzy left. And after ozzy left, he basically became a joke. Like listen to his newest album - i swear to god you can hear the swishing of his colostomy bags in the background. He needs to quit while he's ahead.
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#59 Posted : 21 October 2012 16:14:24(UTC)
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erich: i'll never forgive ozzy for birthing kelly. she is annoying as shit.

karoliena: yet,i bet you a dollar erich would fuck her,if given the chance.

erich: i have standards...but yes.yes i would.
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#60 Posted : 21 October 2012 16:16:54(UTC)
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