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Tony: Me too. Definitely.
Rob: Have you no morals? you're going out with chloe.
Tony: I'm sure Chloe will understand - kelly osbourne is fucking hot. |
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Castor: Just like I'm sure Nina would understand... Maybe. I might be feeling a threesome.
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Tony: I like the way you think, Castor. I'm sure I could convince chloe to partake in a three way dance...
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erich: *sticks out his tongue at karoliena* see? other people dig her too!
karoliena: yeah,some that fucked chloe....an idiot and another that is fucking nina...an ex porn star. great company you're in. a bunch of horndogs,the lot of you.
erich: what about me? i have relations with a foxy swiss/belgian girl?
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nina: you can convince chloe the sky is green. bitch is fucking stupid,love. |
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Castor: And how much convincing would it take to get you to have a threesome with me and Kelly Osbourne, darling...?
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nina:*kissing castor's lips* all it would take to ask,love. you know i aim to please,and love being with girls. though erica is strictly off limits,love. sorry. |
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Castor: That's fine, my dear. I'm sure Nichole has already put a claim on her. At least until she gets out of Big Brother.
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Tony: *claps erich on the back* I must say, Erich, you bagged quite the hot wife. Good job.
Rob: That's the closest thing to a compliment Tony is going to give anybody. |
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nina: word. nichole must be erica's cup of tea. erica went in with plans of seducing serenity...i dont think she has even tried anything more than polite conversation with her.
erich:*grins* yup,erica is such a cutie. i love that woman.
karoliena:* clears her throat*
erich: i also have the best girlfriend ever!
chloe: i heard my name and three way dancing.it sounds hard,but ill give it a try. |
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tony: chloe, babe, I don't think you really understood what i meant by three way dance..
rob: i'm not gonna lie, serenity is smoking hot.
jeff: thats like the first time rob has expressed attraction towards anybody. i thought he was asexual.
rob: i'm not asexual, i'm just not as desperate to get laid as tony....or the rest of you guys. |
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chloe: sure,silly. its like ballroom dancing
i just dont understand how three people can do it once
,who leads and who follows?
erich: i agree on miss scott. such a pretty lady.i hope she never leaves big brother. maybe she'll take a dip with nichole and erica,drinks are had, one thing leads to another....
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NEW SONG ALERT! the camera flickers on and Sam is shown sitting in his basement. He clears his throat. "Uh, hi guys, this is a new-ish song we just sort of wrote today. As you can see none of the other guys are here, but i thought it would be cool to have a video of me recording these vocals. Anyways, uh, this song is sort of tongue-in-cheek, and it's called "Celebrity Big Brother" and to everybody who's actually ON celebrity big brother - don't get offended. If you get offended, please feel free to get in a single file line and either simultaneously or one at a time - fuck off" CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER useless wastes of human flesh
fucking every thing they see
bodies like an hourglass
souls just like a succubus
no - i will not fall victim to disease
or hideous genital traps
like fucking a gangrenous wound
they want nothing to do with you
you will fall victim to their disease
and their hideous genital traps
like fucking a malady
they want nothing to do with you
love is dead
instead they'd rather give head
love is dead
instead they'd rather give head
when they aren't sucking dick
their lives are meaningless
love is dead
instead they'd rather give head(ooc: some lyrics by alex koehler) Edited by user 22 October 2012 12:47:14(UTC)
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Castor: Hmm... I'm sorry, man.
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Tony: Don't feel bad for him, he's being a whiny bitch. I'm sure he'll get over it.
Neil: Big Brother is awesome - its like free porn! With celebrities! that's like the most awesome thing ever! |
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Castor: I know... I just feel bad because Nichole knows how Sam feels about her, and she likes him as well, but she's being an idiot. I'll talk to her.
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Tony: It's only TV - she might as well have as much fun as possible.
Rob: You're only saying that because your idea of "fun" is fucking random strangers.
Tony: True, true...but still. It makes for GREAT tv. |
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Castor: I think she's had enough fun. She needs to calm the fuck down.
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Tony: touchy touchy..
Rob: Tony, he's her best friend, I think he has the right to be mad at the decisions she's making. |
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eerich:rowrz....wait,is that erica he is talking about. |
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