'II: Aux-Drawn and Quartz' (Album)
'II: Aux-Drawn and Quartz' was recorded 5786 weeks ago by Mana Gunray Serpentine (M.G.S. Institute for Mammalian Aetiology and Post-Hypnosis Field Research)
Rating 100
Tracklisting
1 |
Bat Bath Bastardo |
100 |
2 |
Quartz You Talking Aboot, Eh Buddy?/Quartz the Motto With You?/Schinkel's Exploding Sinkhole/Clock Rock/Don't Bother With Calendars/Sorry, It Was Auxidental (College Jams For Mary?/Apricot Jam 2000 Baby!)/Electrocute Your Employer, Go On, I Dare Thee |
100 |
3 |
Speed Demon Bassline at 4BPM/Speed Demon Bassline at 8BPM/Speed Demon Bassline at 15BPM/Speed Demon Bassline at 16BPM/Speed Demon Bassline at 23BPM/Speed Demon Bassline at 42BPM/Speed Demon Bassline at 108BPM/Speed Demon Bassline at 316BPM |
100 |
4 |
Do You Do Voodoo?/I Don't Do Voodoo, I Do Do Judo/You Do do Judo But You Don't Do Voodoo?/I Don't Do Voodoo/I am Rabbit Mutilator, Mutilator of Rabbits/Don't Worry Though, it's Just a Name/I Also Mutilate Chinchillas |
100 |
5 |
Oh My Dear Ship Sinks in the Auxbow Lake/Too Late to Tie the Knot/Two Knots is Too Slow/In Case of Flotation Device, Fire Weapons Wildly/Wild and Wily/The Way Toucans Can Do the Can-Can Can Do Voodoo To You Too/Pick You Up in My Van Whether You Like it or Not/Covet Thy Neighbour's Aux |
100 |
6 |
Quartz You Talking Aboot, Mantelope Man?/Oysters Made Out of Mud/Oy Vey! This Ship Is Not Fit For Sheep/Brian Blessed, Blessed Be His Bad Ass Barbecuing, But He Brews Bad Beer And That's a Shame/Quartz For Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner, Batman?/Roast Aux, Alfred, You Should Know, Because You're Cooking It/I'm Unflappable, and Inflammable/Oh the Joy of One's Stick/You Me Eat Six, And Make Love On the Mountain of Their Remains/There is No Hope No Dope No Slope No Pope Oh Hi Benedict You Sexy Sexy Beast/Man Gone Wrong, Served Pentane/Vocoder vs. Auto-Tune, Whoever Wins We Lose/Rape Tape of a Rat/I'd Tape That for a Dollar/I Rate Your Rape Tape Three Stars You Sexy Bastard Son of a Bitch |
100 |
7 |
Blue-Footed Rat Raped on Tape Only One Dollar, For All You Idiots Who Claimed You Would Buy That for a Dollar Now Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is, Order Now We'll Throw in a Towel Absolutely Free/I'd Buy a Dollar for Two Dollars on the Off Chance the Dollar Was Once Owned by Madonna/Toed Alley Topical Tasting Pie, Apple and Great Fruit Sparking Soft Drink with Shoe Car and Sweet Nurse/Mo and His Motor Home? Welcome to Chuck D's Terrordome/Sweet Home Albania/Punch That Fucking Frog, Force a Fork into his Fucking Forehead Ed/Open Eye Close Eye Oh Eye Eye Remembered Remembered the 123rd Decoctoburember Like You Asked Now Geezer Biscuit/If Of Olfactory Senses An Elf Intones Superiority, Fart in his Fucking Face/Do You Link Bands Yo?/Do Liver Once?/Haha, You Sick Bastard (Son of a Bitch) |
100 |
8 |
Edison's Head Full O' Sin/Newton's New Definition of the Ton/Einstein's One Beer Stein/Asimov's Ass is Moving/Tesla's Tes... La... Okay That One Doesn't Work/Plato's Plate O' Dreams/Archimedes' Arc of Mead-Induced Ease/Kelvin's Home Caved In/Livingstone's Living in Stone/Darwin's Darkwing Duck/Phelps' Colossal Family of Twats Claim Fear Helps/Wait! I Got One! Tesla's Tessellated Flux Capacitor Okay That Was Crap |
100 |
9 |
Level of Speech/Practice What? Europa Reach! |
100 |
10 |
Sure I Abandoned a Child, But it Was For the Best Because I am a Child Rapist |
100 |
Details of Album Sales
UK |
0 |
547,574 |
3
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0(317) |
USA |
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471,146 |
10
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0(343) |
Canada |
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594,868 |
2
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0(190) |
Aus & NZ |
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327,507 |
38
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0(160) |
South America |
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327,269 |
36
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0(131) |
Asia |
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372,760 |
14
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0(130) |
Europe |
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409,795 |
11
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0(250) |
World |
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3,050,919 |
6
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0(388) |