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Offline mouj  
#21 Posted : 08 June 2009 12:48:26(UTC)
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But they never seem to make an omelette...
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#22 Posted : 08 June 2009 20:51:24(UTC)
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And the liberals say "Hey! Stop breaking eggs you guys, there's no omelette..."

And the conservatives say "Just because the government hasn't shown us the omelette, doesn't mean there isn't one. We must remain loyal."

And the liberals say "LOOK AT THAT GIANT STINKING PILE OF ROTTING EGG!"

And the conservatives say "We have to stay the course, and keep breaking eggs. To stop now would be unpatriotic."





Except of course, normally the liberals are quiet, and it's the conservatives shouting.
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#23 Posted : 08 June 2009 21:19:40(UTC)
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The text is right, just not the tone.

Now Obama's like: "We need to change those broken eggs into our allies.
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#24 Posted : 08 June 2009 21:46:18(UTC)
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mouj wrote:
The text is right, just not the tone.

Now Obama's like: "We need to change those broken eggs into our allies.


Conservatives: "NO! Some of those eggs will betray us!"

Liberals: "Yeah, but if you kill innocent people, surely that's going to make incite MORE terrorism."

Conservatives: "What the fuck? I was talking about eggs."

Liberals: "Perhaps we shouldn't assume all the eggs are bad before we break them."

Conservatives: "What are you, a COMMUNIST? You believe in HUMANITY, and FORGIVENESS, and SHARING? Sharing is unpatriotic."

Liberals: "What are you talking about?"

Conservatives: "Wow, I just checked your records, and you once went to Sunday School with a known terrorist!"

Liberals: "James Smith? He's not a terrorist, he KNEW an alleged terrorist. And I haven't seen him since Sunday School."

Conservatives: "SO YOU ADMIT IT!?"

Liberals: "No. And besides, you have a love child, dodged the draft, refused to hand over records pertaining to an international war-profiteering scandal, and you were convicted in 1989 of three counts of child molestation."

Conservatives: "LOOK EVERYONE! HE'S A TERRORIST!"

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Offline mouj  
#25 Posted : 08 June 2009 21:54:38(UTC)
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LOL! Well done, Gildy, we've done some great social commentary with eggs...
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#26 Posted : 08 June 2009 21:56:17(UTC)
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mouj wrote:
LOL! Well done, Gildy, we've done some great social commentary with eggs...


Yes, it was eggscellect.

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#27 Posted : 09 June 2009 00:12:18(UTC)
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#28 Posted : 09 June 2009 04:21:10(UTC)
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#29 Posted : 09 June 2009 04:26:55(UTC)
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The puns in this thread make baby Jesus cry.


Well what did you eggspect?
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#30 Posted : 09 June 2009 09:08:17(UTC)
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I'm all for it staying open. After 9/11, this country needs it.
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#31 Posted : 09 June 2009 09:30:59(UTC)
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I'm all for it staying open. After 9/11, this country needs it.


Yeah, I guess 9/11 happened because you didn't imprison and torture enough Muslims...
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#32 Posted : 09 June 2009 09:44:15(UTC)
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I'm all for it staying open. After 9/11, this country needs it.


Yeah, I guess 9/11 happened because you didn't imprison and torture enough Muslims...


I don't guess that, I know it.
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#33 Posted : 09 June 2009 10:15:40(UTC)
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Well, I don't think closing Guantanamo Bay was such a problem. The criminals will just be relocated to another island (hopefully), further away from the States, if possible. Somewhere in the middle of the Pacific is fine. Plus, The US would be getting out of Cuba. Now, the US will have less contact with Cuba. Best to not have another missile crisis and Bay of Pigs again. This I consider more important than secrecy or torture or any of that sh*t.

Poor understanding of international relations. The US wouldn't get out of Cuba, they would continue to use Guantanamo Bay as a naval base, as they have had for 111 years now. And America really needs to normalise relations with Cuba; many of the members of the OAS now want Cuba readmitted to the organisation, and well, the bottom line is that the Cold War has been over for 20 years now.


US can't normalize it right now. They should just try invading Cuba again. Cold War's over. The Russians aren't in Cuba to make something like the Bay of Pigs or a missile crisis to happen again. I don't care about those anti-war liberals. They can all burn in hell for all I care. It's sad, but war seems to be the only answer to solve things nowadays.

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#34 Posted : 09 June 2009 11:55:15(UTC)
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War doesn't solve problems...it creates of myriad of other monolithic fuck ups....Iraq anyone?
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#35 Posted : 09 June 2009 12:38:34(UTC)
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Chimp Records wrote:
They should just try invading Cuba again.


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#36 Posted : 09 June 2009 13:01:32(UTC)
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Captain Insano wrote:
War doesn't solve problems...it creates of myriad of other monolithic fuck ups....Iraq anyone?


Well, negotiations didn't solve anything either. War is a sign of dominance and power. Life is survival. Mankind were able to group together to form alliances, (in this case nations), to survive easily. Only the stronger and more dominant force can survive while the others die trying to protect themselves.
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#37 Posted : 09 June 2009 13:13:12(UTC)
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You seem to be talking about war from a past perspective, that whole power and dominance thing could apply say to the ancient world with say the Romans flexing their might, Napoleon, the creation of the British Empire etc...so if the US want to project their 'dominance and power' on the world they just need to invade country's they dont like...just to survive? This sort of view point is invalid in the modern world. I'll grant you'll have nations like North Korea (should war come to them) who wouldn't understand anything said to them unless it was coming to them from the muzzle of a gun but it should be irrelevant nowadays.
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#38 Posted : 09 June 2009 13:22:42(UTC)
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Captain Insano wrote:
You seem to be talking about war from a past perspective, that whole power and dominance thing could apply say to the ancient world with say the Romans flexing their might, Napoleon, the creation of the British Empire etc...so if the US want to project their 'dominance and power' on the world they just need to invade country's they dont like...just to survive? This sort of view point is invalid in the modern world. I'll grant you'll have nations like North Korea (should war come to them) who wouldn't understand anything said to them unless it was coming to them from the muzzle of a gun but it should be irrelevant nowadays.


Honestly, that theory hasn't change. We think that us humans are more civilized now, but we aren't. Lemme give you a modern example. The Iraq War. The Us and several other nations, mostly under the command of the US, went into Iraq. Why? Because they wanted to end the oppression in the country, stop a major headquarters of terrorism, and to put fear into the middle east to give the things that the US wanted. That was a show of dominance. The US wanted the Iraqis and middle easterners to do what the US wanted them to do with, which was to be democratic and supportive to the US decisions and operations. Now, explain how that is not an example of war not being a sign of dominance and power.
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#39 Posted : 09 June 2009 13:23:29(UTC)
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#40 Posted : 09 June 2009 13:27:04(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
The US were after oil...


Exactly. They wanted to get the oil. Life is survival. They fought to get the oil for themselves. Bam! Sign of power and dominance.
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