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Offline BrownSugar  
#94041 Posted : 15 September 2019 03:49:22(UTC)
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PopCrave: Joshua Grimmie and Layla Sanchez have been spotted getting cosy in public once again.

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#94042 Posted : 15 September 2019 04:00:12(UTC)
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Atomic_Erich:ugh. no wonder joshua looks miserable. i'd hate for people to be taking picture of me when i'm out with the lady. i'd go sean penn on a motherfucker.


Erica_Rox:curly hair looks so pretty,but i am so glad i do not have it. it seems like so much work.

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#94043 Posted : 15 September 2019 04:22:16(UTC)
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WhaDoUKno: I think I may have a microtransaction problem. I check my bill and have spent $200 on a "free" game.

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#94044 Posted : 15 September 2019 04:35:35(UTC)
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Atomic_Erich:did i step into an alternate dimension where hocus pocus is some sort of god damned masterpiece? i think i am the only person in the world that is indifferent to it.

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#94045 Posted : 15 September 2019 04:50:01(UTC)
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EveBarlow: @erica_rox don’t know who you’re talking about rn, but if you know my mom, Cheryl Barlow, that’s crazy.

EveBarlow: lol my mom’s gonna be so mad at me for saying her full name on Twitter.

EveBarlow: I mean... her name is Beryl Charlow.

EveBarlow: that was a close one.
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#94046 Posted : 15 September 2019 04:53:05(UTC)
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OurLittleDustyn: Shay and Dallas are baking cookies. Soooo cute!

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#94047 Posted : 15 September 2019 05:30:30(UTC)
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Erica_Rox:@EveBarlow i have never met a beryl. so i think we're safe.


Erica_Rox: now i want cookies along with cupcakes. *claps* @Ggeist make it so.

Ggeist:@Erica_rox *tears open a package and throws them at you sarcastically*

Erica_Rox:@Ggiest yummmmm,sarcasm cookies are my favorite. they are toe curlingly good.
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#94048 Posted : 16 September 2019 03:00:00(UTC)
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Weekend: What the hell does it mean to #BeAMan? New single heading your way!

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Offline erich hess  
#94049 Posted : 16 September 2019 03:32:55(UTC)
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Atomic_erich:whats it mean to be a man? it means be erich hess. i'm the manliest man who ever manned. i am so manly that my toenail clippings are ground and sold as virility medicine in shadier shops worldwide.
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#94050 Posted : 17 September 2019 08:45:44(UTC)
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Ggeist:defcon 1,this is not a drill. repeat,defcon 1!

Karoliena_S:@Ggeist awww, is she ok?

Ggeist>Karoliena_S
at first,no. she was terrified but has calmed down since. we're waiting on dustyn and dallas and then its c section time.

Karoliena_S>Ggeist
ooh fuck. keep me posted. we are....somewhere in europe right now.
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#94051 Posted : 17 September 2019 08:56:05(UTC)
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YHUnderground: How would you guys like some new rap music yes? I think yes. I even got a guest feature.

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#94052 Posted : 18 September 2019 02:48:59(UTC)
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Atomic_Erich: creep out strangers. Invite people to puppet shows.
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#94053 Posted : 18 September 2019 06:15:43(UTC)
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BillyBadBoy: Oh I am in a mood.

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#94054 Posted : 18 September 2019 13:17:34(UTC)
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Atomic_Erich: I hadn't thought my idea through. 3 people accepted and I was fresh out of puppets.

MiniMariko: i am going to travel across time zones on halloween so i can trick or treat for hours. Free candy tastes so much better.
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#94055 Posted : 19 September 2019 10:33:14(UTC)
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#94056 Posted : 19 September 2019 12:44:32(UTC)
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Atomic_Erich:if i wasn't scared of the awkwardness,I'd hire a masseuse.
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#94057 Posted : 21 September 2019 04:03:54(UTC)
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Erica_Rox: you know what i want on my tombstone? Simply "the aristocrats".


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#94058 Posted : 21 September 2019 06:56:56(UTC)
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WhaDoUKno: @Erica_rox that sounds like some otaku cartoon reference, what is it call a Jojo reference but I don't know which.

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#94059 Posted : 21 September 2019 08:18:32(UTC)
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Erica_Rox:@WhaDoUKno it's a reference. But usually not used outside of comedy.

Erica_Rox:@WhaDoUKno i only saw the first...season? Of JoJo. My take away? Just fuck already.

Erica_Rox: *ahem.* OK,this family walks into a talent agent's office. The agent says " look,family acts went out in the 70's.sorry.",without looking up from his work. "OK,but at least check us out." The father replies.then punches his youngest son right in the teeth. Blood and teeth spatter against the wall. One of the kid's molars lands right in the talent agent's glass of whiskey. The sudden violence scares the shit out of the daughter. A stream of yellow brown liquid spreads from the rear of her pants.the mother shoves the daughter over the agent's desk stapling her ears to it,while the now toothless son starts using the cooling fecal matter to paint his face like gene Simmons.he then starts,fucking his sister,while singing "Detroit rock city".

This gets mom hot and bothered,so she starts blowing the dad. The family dog starts nibbling the mother's bare bottom,when the mother swats at the dog,the dog deftly dodges and bites the father on the crotch. The dog fiercely shakes it's head until the father's balls rip loose.
The son stops fucking his sister and gets on all fours,he and the dog start playing tug of war with his dad's disembodied balls. To startle the dog,the mom starts fisting the dog....a Pomeranian. The dog howls with pain and attempts to run away,but is stuck on the mother's arm. The son ends up swallowing the balls when the dog suddenly let go.

Enraged,the father starts sodomizing the daughter with one of the agent's golf clubs.the sand wedge to be exact...and he isn't using the handle. The mother,petrified at the thought of her husband being a eunuch,starts punching the son in the stomach.with the yelping dog still on her hand.
Finally the son vomits up one of the testicles. But no matter how many times the mother hits him,he will not bring up the other. The dog's howling has gotten to the point here nobody can tolerate it any longer. The boy stuffs an m80 in the poor dogs mouth and lights it. A muffled explosion is heard and bits of dog and hand go everwhere.

Angered over the death of her dog,the mother starts stabbing her son in the eyes with the protruding bones of her arm. Blinded,the kid starts running around the room until he runs into a wall.the daughter fights of her dad,pulls the golf club out of her ass,and starts beating her brother to death with it. She pours the agent's glass of whiskey on herself,and sets it on fire. The mother and father turn to the talent agent and take a bow.

Speechless,the talent agent asks," well...what do you call yourselves?"
the mother,father,and daughter say,"THE ARISTOCRATS!!"

Ooc: yes. It's copied from the time Erica told the aristocrats joke in an interview. Im too lazy to write a new one.
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#94060 Posted : 21 September 2019 08:59:23(UTC)
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WhaDoUKno: @Erica_rox at first I was going to not read that because it was long and I don't have the attention span like that but the cliff notes some family from Florida try to make it big

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