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Offline bikz  
#1 Posted : 20 December 2010 00:49:11(UTC)
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Late night sex smoking cigarettes
I try real hard but I can't forget
Now in a heartbeat I would do it all again
Now I see that you and me were never meant
Never meant to be now
Now I'm lost somewhere

The forsaken bishop of Brisbane hadn't been able to sleep at night since the announcement that 'the dead had risen'. Joshy Firecracker, Bikki's former 'mistress', was rolling around in his bed, often falling off it, unable to get up. Bri and Roxy were away for a few days, so his older brother, Alphonse 'the dud' Firecracker, was staying with him as a carer for him and his child. "If you fall out of bed one more time, I'm not picking you up," and "You're sleeping in the baby's cot now," he had said, but he hadn't carried out his threats. Alfie was used to taking care of Joshy - he was even more difficult as a child, when he didn't have an alarm strapped to his chest.

The next morning, Alfie made breakfast for the two of them and got Joshy up. "Today's lesson - learn to climb into bed," the 28-year-old yawned, bleary-eyed. "If I have the time to teach you inbetween sleeping all day. What's the problem, or have you just always been like this?"
Joshy wheeled himself over to the small TV in the breakfast room, and clicked the 'on' button. He didn't need to be psychic to guess what would be top story. "Her," he sobbed, pointing at the small redhead on the screen, standing next to new housemate Machete Blunt. The headline was 'ZOMBIE'S HUSBAND DIES'.
"Nick and I were going to go and see Jimmy, the next day, the very next day," said Mache, "to prepare him for all this. I'd booked my tickets and everything. Then Kate and Jimmy B would come over with Bikz when he was ready. It's as if .... he knew .... and he didn't want her ...."
Alfie turned the TV off and turned to his brother, now bawling. "HOW COULD THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE DO THIS!?" cried Joshy.
"You're missing out the part where a guy dies, Joshy." Alfie shook his head. "Aren't you grieving for Jimmy? And besides, she SAYS she's Bikki. She could just as easily be Sophy. You know how - evil Sophy is. She could be in disguise to avoid the police."

Joshy thought about the subtle differences between them. Nothing that really showed. No piercings. Sunglasses. He couldn't see her eyelashes, shoes or scar. It was hard to tell who was taller or thinner unless they were standing next to each other - but of course they wouldn't be, because only one was alive. And he knew that Sophy could effortlessly lie about being Bikki, to avoid going to prison after bombing Kirsty Studios. He loved Machete (in a completely chaste way) at that moment - willing to look after and intervene for someone who could be the killer of 33 .... erm, 32 people, with a bomb which was meant to kill her. He loved Nick and Kate too, for taking care of her when she needed it most. Say what you like about the Madbirds and their bitchiness, he thought, they are truly amazing people.
"Joshy?" His older brother's voice brought him back to reality - if it could be called that. "You're daydreaming again. Besides, even if you were close enough to her to tell the world whether it's Bikki or Sophy, you're not going to get a relationship. Bri, remember? If Clare even caught me thinking of a woman other than her like that, she'd decimate me. Your Bri's put up with a lot already, what with Cassie Summers. Think with your upper head for once."
"I wasn't planning on .... anyway, I just need to get to her. My friend. Find out who she is. Since Jimmy and either Sophy or Bikki is dead, only I can tell now."
Alfie rolled his eyes. "How are you going to tell? If it's Bikki, you have a leg to stand on?"
"Oh ha ha." Though there was a small amount of truth in what his brother said ....


Lost between Elvis and suicide
Ever since the day we died
Well I've got nothing left to lose
After Jesus and rock'n'roll
Couldn't save my immoral soul
Well I've got nothing left to lose

Edited by user 20 December 2010 12:03:32(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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Offline The Nimrods  
#2 Posted : 20 December 2010 09:25:26(UTC)
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The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline bikz  
#3 Posted : 20 December 2010 11:39:38(UTC)
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So this is where it all began
This is where the story ends
We will never need to leave
We keep running

Back in Bristol, Machete picked up the phone. "What did you say he was going to do?"
"He's going to make his way to Bristol. On his own." Alfie sounded scared. "He thinks he's invincible, just because the Pope and Raven said he's special or whatever happened. Even more so now that people are stepping out of morgues."
"Much as I hate going to Australia, tell him we'll go there," Machete replied, trying to keep calm and lighten up the situation. "We just need to strengthen up Bikki for a couple more days, then we'll be on our way."
"But first .... this is the worst part .... he wants to tell Roxy and Bri that he's going." She could hear him shivering. "In person."
Machete dropped the phone in fear. "LOCK THE DOORS!" she screamed, out of character for her usual calm self. "HIDE THE KEYS! LOCK HIM IN HIS BEDROOM! Whatever it takes, do NOT let Joshy get to Melbourne!"
"Will do," said Alfie, his voice shaking as he put the phone down without as much as a goodbye. Mache understood; she knew that he had to work quickly. She didn't understand Joshy's blunders one bit .... if he could stay there, she and Nick - they'd leave Kate behind, she was a great carer for Bikki, but her megaphone mouthpiece wasn't suitable for this situation - could bring Bikki over and Joshy would be safe at home with his brother.
As for telling the girls - telling Roxy, over the phone, would be just fine, she'd be sensible and tell him to call Mache too, and agree with him meeting Bikki in a 'controlled environment' with three other people. Bri - different story. She wouldn't trust Joshy around Bikki. Not one bit. Not that she could blame her, but still, if he told her, Joshy had better hope to wake up from death himself, because a real machete would be, most likely, coming his way.


The walls keep coming down
This is a warning
So raise your voice and shout

A few minutes later, outside his bungalow, Joshy banged on the back door of the house. "ALFIE! LET ME IN!" he shouted. "I've left my phone behind!" But the door was locked. No keys hidden under the mat, as Bri often did when she was out. He tried the same on the front door, but to no avail; it was triple-locked. He wheeled himself round to look at every window, there wasn't a single one open even a crack.
He really is 'the dud', thought Joshy. His brother had been given that nickname because he had no musical talent, but occasionally, it turned up in real life. He must have gone somewhere, taken the keys with him and forgotten to tell me. Ah well, I can go without a phone. I'll just have to surprise Bri and Roxy!
After a longer ride than he expected, he eventually reached the train station. It'd be an overnight train, but he didn't mind. He booked his train ticket. "To Melbourne .... and beyond!" he called out to the ticket collector, exhausted but still enthusiastic.

He wasn't entirely sure what Bri would make of this. Roxy, sure, she'd tell him not to, but he'd go anyway. Or she might go with him, as a last resort. But Bri - she, like every other person on the planet, knew about his past with Bikki. Was their relationship strong enough to handle a third party coming along, or would she split with him on sight? Maybe she might understand something or other. Only she would understand how heavily Bikki would need to be protected.
Thinking too hard made him feel sleepy, and he was tired from the journey. Luckily (or not so), the train to Melbourne was at the platform ....


This is a blackout and you'll find out
It's gonna come and take everything you love away
The blackout coming to your town
We'll never run away so stand and fight another day

Edited by user 20 December 2010 20:47:37(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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joshy, neon bras and full frontal neck nuzzling | blacked out by sean smith's neck | startled by joshy's furry presence
Offline bikz  
#4 Posted : 20 December 2010 11:40:59(UTC)
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OOC: I LOVE THIS! I like the mystery element to it a lot

OOC : Thanks (: I love pushing the boundaries of reality ....
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