'I: Montsalvat' (Album)
'I: Montsalvat' was recorded 5795 weeks ago by Mana Gunray Serpentine (M.G.S. Institute for Mammalian Aetiology and Post-Hypnosis Field Research)
Rating 93
Tracklisting
| 1 |
Missed My Missus' Movie/Maybe Missile My Missus/Missile Missed My Missus/Maybe Missile Myself |
94 |
| 2 |
Snow Dome Gnome Knows His Home is a Snow Dome/Snow Joke Jack, Those Gnomes Live in Snow Domes/How to Choose Your Snow Shoes Blues/Don't Know About Snow Domes or Gnome Homes, Mostly Know About Clone Biomes/Snow Rest For Wicket the Ewok/Gnome Clone Convoy/Don't Know About Snow Domes or Clown Shoes, but If You Want Your Loose Moose Tied to a Train Caboose in Spruce County, I am Your Mountie, Buddy |
99 |
| 3 |
Live Lice Like Living on Mice/"It's like my Mother always said, never trust a hamburger with eyebrows that meet in the middle"/Pubic Hair is Not Public Hair and That's Not Fair/Remember Remember the 123rd of Decoctoburember/Such as Lice Like to Lick Lemons |
88 |
| 4 |
Fourscore Yahren War/The Ibis is a Busy Bastard Son of a Bitch/Spend All Day in the Sun Depending on What Say the Ibis, That Busy Bastard Son of a Bitch/The Ibis Won't Piss Away the Money, That Busy Bastard Son of a Bitch/You Know What I Miss I Miss the Ibis That Busy Bastard Son of a Bitch/The Ibis Makes the Bustard Look Like a Right Booby/Tumbleweed So Large It Crushed Lars in his Car and Luckily He Was Crushed So No-one Will Know He Was Masturbating Watching Bustards Mating/I Can Fathom the Fathomless Depths of the Ibis' Eye, But I'd Have to be Pretty Drunk At the Time/Better to Rule in Hull than Serve in Devon/You Know I Could Kiss That Ibis, That Busy Bastard Son of a Bitch, But I'd Have to be Pretty Drunk At the Time |
97 |
| 5 |
I Wasn't Looking But I Think I Just Baked Three Crakes Into a Cake/Yes, I Did |
90 |
| 6 |
"No Apology Necessary� Says Distant Hitler Relative to Jewish Community/Rabbi Weinoschwartz Responds �Still, We Extend Our Deepest Regret At the Recent Murder of Your Entire Family, Cardinal Ratzinger.� |
85 |
| 7 |
Rate My Pogs Dot Com/That Special Christmas Kini is the Greenest Kini I Ever Seen Miss Doreen, You Handsome Sex Machine Operator/Metal Kinis Only Legal if Player Wearing Metal Bikini/I Rate Your Limited Edition Pog Five Out of Ten Because It Has Bent Edges That Makes Me Irate You Should Take Better Care of Your Pogs Karen, You Handsome Sex Working Zookeeper From Marin/Shinies are Worth Two Regular Pogs Except if You Are a Crepuscular Fox Named Petunia Knox Wearing a Metal Bikini Under a Low Tog Duvet/Walk the Pog Oh Wait That's a Yo-Yo Thing |
99 |
| 8 |
Increasingly Am Aware Of Lack of Ham/Irate Irenebot Rates Irmabot's Increasing Lack of Ham as Utterly Improper For an Infobot Such as Itself/Sigh, My Sight is Slightly Out of Alignment, But It'd All Be Fine If Not for this Blasted Lack of Ham/I've Seen the Future, and in it There Will be So Much Ham |
95 |
| 9 |
Poinsettia Poison Set/Oi, Poindexter! Please Put Your Penis in a Pond Monster Because That'd Be Out of Sight/Simeon Isengard is Slightly Out of Sight But He Tells Me It'd All Be Fine If Not for this Blasted Lack of Ham And You Know What? I Believe Him |
91 |
| 10 |
Parity Bit Had a Party But It Was a Bit Poorly Attended Partly Because Parsing the Atypical Parity Check Perplexed All the Pretty Ladies up in the His-House/Should of Said Should Have/But Then Again, I am a Rapist |
88 |
Details of Album Sales
| UK |
0 |
490,215 |
52
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0(391) |
| Canada |
0 |
540,969 |
10
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0(179) |
| Europe |
0 |
381,571 |
34
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0(272) |
| World |
0 |
1,412,755 |
31
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0(491) |
