'Rate My Pogs Dot Com/That Special Christmas Kini is the Greenest Kini I Ever Seen Miss Doreen, You Handsome Sex Machine Operator/Metal Kinis Only Legal if Player Wearing Metal Bikini/I Rate Your Limited Edition Pog Five Out of Ten Because It Has Bent Edges That Makes Me Irate You Should Take Better Care of Your Pogs Karen, You Handsome Sex Working Zookeeper From Marin/Shinies are Worth Two Regular Pogs Except if You Are a Crepuscular Fox Named Petunia Knox Wearing a Metal Bikini Under a Low Tog Duvet/Walk the Pog Oh Wait That's a Yo-Yo Thing' (Track)

The track has a rating of 99 it was written by Mana Gunray Serpentine (M.G.S. Institute for Mammalian Aetiology and Post-Hypnosis Field Research)

This track appears on the album 'I: Montsalvat'

The track appears as a b-side on the 'Blue-Footed Rat Raped on Tape Only One Dollar, For All You Idiots Who Claimed You Would Buy That for a Dollar Now Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is, Order Now We'll Throw in a Towel Absolutely Free/I'd Buy a Dollar for Two Dollars on the Off Chance the Dollar Was Once Owned by Madonna/Toed Alley Topical Tasting Pie, Apple and Great Fruit Sparking Soft Drink with Shoe Car and Sweet Nurse/Mo and His Motor Home? Welcome to Chuck D's Terrordome/Sweet Home Albania/Punch That Fucking Frog, Force a Fork into his Fucking Forehead Ed/Open Eye Close Eye Oh Eye Eye Remembered Remembered the 123rd Decoctoburember Like You Asked Now Geezer Biscuit/If Of Olfactory Senses An Elf Intones Superiority, Fart in his Fucking Face/Do You Link Bands Yo?/Do Liver Once?/Haha, You Sick Bastard (Son of a Bitch)' single