The Chaos Awards I - Live From the Royal Albert Hall, London, UK

Voiceover - Ladies, and Gentlemen, bands, artists and fans, welcome to the Royal Albert Hall. Welcome to the first ever Chaos Magazine Awards. Now...please put your hands together, and give a huge welcome to your hosts and presenters for the evening...from the U.S of A, Mr Neil P. Stinson, and London's very own pop starlet, the lovely Stacey Walllttoooonnn

Stacey and Stinson walk onto the stage to huge acclaim from those in attendance, Stinson, in his snazzy white suit, walks to the front of the stage, and gives a little spin and a dance, before winking into the camera.



Stinson - London! *cups his ear*... I said, London! L to the D to the N! Welcome......tothechaosawards! Yes! It is good to be here tonight on British soil, with my two dates (oh yeah) Yasmin Storme and Machete, for what should be an awesome evening...and the awards show, of course, beforehand, should be quite good as well!

My name, for those who do not know, is Neil P. Stinson, and this lovely lady to my left, is the gorgeously talented Stacey Walton! How about her huh? Give it up!

Now, let's see what we're all here for tonight...that's right, the Chaos Award trophy. It's called the Golden Mic, and it looks a little something like this....

We'll be back in just a few moments time. But for now...please welcome the act who will open tonight's show for us. She is scary, she is crazy, I don't even know how she got past security...it's the one and only, KAMIKAZE KATE!

ooc: please feel free, if you win, to post an acceptance speech or whatever.

Stacey- Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the stage, a fairly new band making a high profile debut tonight. AVENGE THE MARTYR!!!

OOC: Bare with me, It's slightly confusing.

Stacey - So we’ve got an amazing night lined up for you all with some incredible performers on show and a room full of superstars. This next award is for Best Male Solo Artist. Their could only really be one winner, … ladies and gentlemen. RYAN ROSS HERNANDEZ!!!

Stacey - This next award is one of the most hotly contested awards of the evening. Best Performance in Mainstream Music. And the winner is very deserving, everybody give it up for MISS VANITY!!!

Enoch pulls himself out of his seat and goes over to his band mates. 'I'm gonna be dead after this.' 'Then don't be a guest vocalist for the band on before us, dumbass' Tyson replied.

 Enoch tilted his head back and walked off to get some water from the table next to them. The band pick up their things as a stage technician tells them they have a minute till they get on. After an eternity, the announcer introduces FIGHT! to the stage. 

The band filter out onto the stage with all 6 of them muttering some sort of words under their breath. Enoch grabs his microphone as he runs out after the other 5 guys. He gives a glance to his sister on the side of the stage before raising the microphone t his mouth and manages to speak. 

“Oh my god, I'm shittin' myself here” He laughs nervously.

 “We haven't done anything this big yet and I'm really worried that this won't go right, but we will try so, we hope you all enjoy!”

 The band take a second to compose themselves before setting off into their brand new single Faceless. Enoch spends most of the time hopping around the stage like a bunny on crack with some random spurt of energy.  Shawn Kyle and Callum 'Elmo' Savara stride around the stage ripping out the guitar duet 2/3rd's through the song to a great reception from the crowd. 

The band enjoy the moments after finishing the song when they hear a cheer from the crowd and it sunk in that they had made a great start. Enoch strode around having a drink while Elmo started to play the slow entrance to 'Open Your Eyes', one of the B-Sides from the single. 

Enoch started to sing with thought racing through his head about his ability for more delicate singing that was at the start of the song.

 After a bouncy mid-section followed up by a small drum solo from Rio Dunn then a heavy solo from the guitar of Shawn the song comes to its close leaving one last song to be played. 

“Don't worry, we aren't gonna do a crappy cover of anything good” Shawn jokes through his microphone. 

'Actually we are gonna do a song we wrote a few days back, and it's a pleasure to announce that we are now to be joined by Avenge The Martyr's frontman, Troy Drexel!” 

Troy walks onto stage and greets the band as he goes to center stage with Enoch.

 “It was a pleasure to be able to work on this with Troy and it should hopefully be the next thing out from us! But back to the point, this is our closing song, brand new, it's called... 'The Haunting'!” 

The band start slowly but pick up a little bit after a few seconds. Enoch starts singing the 1st verse with Drexel filling in as a back singer for the moment. 

The band erupt even further into a heavy chorus with Enoch finally getting to release his scream/ growl vocals on a song with Troy providing the clean vocals.

 Enoch bows out for the 2nd verse as Troy takes center stage for the band. Enoch returns for the next chorus with a massive scream at the end leading to the 1st of 2 small solos in the song. After the solo Enoch finds his bounce again and finds himself off the stage singing down next to the seats, obviously into the song and not in his own head. 

He eventually climbs back up on the stage when Shawn sends out another small solo before the final chorus takes place with Enoch and Troy basically screaming into each others faces before locking heads (in a friendly way) as the song ends. 

After a moment to relax, Enoch stands up on the edge of the stage. 

“This has been amazing, a pleasure to play here, I wish it wasn't just 3 songs but oh well. Thanks to Troy for featuring in the last song, and you guys are damn awesome, hope you all enjoy the night!”

 “And buy our stuff!” Adds Charlie as he goes past Enoch.

 The band walk of stage in great spirits walking past Cherise and wishing her good luck as they went back to their stuff.

Stinson: up next for you we have CHERISE, and then I'll be back with the next award!

The lights go down and flash on all at once and straight off (yellow/gold light) 9 lights then flash on one by one to reveal a male dancer in just gold like hot pants body covered in gold glitter after the 9th final dancer is revealed the dancers start to move to the centre of the stage marching as chanting c.h.e.r.i.s.e. getting louder as they move towards the centre of the stage. 4 dancers then form a bottom layer on the stage on all fours followed by 3 then taking position on top of them then the final 2 on top of them all still chanting c.h.e.r.i.s.e as taking their places. 

The lights then go off as Cherise takes her place up a stairway to appear at the top of the 'Pyramid' shape the dancers have arranged into. As Cherise gets into place she sings out one word 'Pyramid' and holds the final note.

The lights then flash back on to reveal Cherise in a gold sparkly shimmy short dress at the top of the male dancers the track starts up.

Cherise: lets dooo thisss...

The male dancers then take themselves out of formation to reveal a front stair way as Cherise starts working her way down towards the stage as she sings 'Like a Pyramiddddd, just like , just like a pyramiddd' until she reaches the last step

The male dancers all line up either side of the stage as Cherise reaches the bottom of the stairs and takes centre stage, the music kicks in and Cherise goes to her left to the last male dancer and starts singing as he dances with her then moves along the to the next dancer in line as the dancers from the other side of the stair way move across to join them.. the chorus kicks in and they all perform a choereographed dance routine for it with cherise in the middle of the dancers.

The dancers then push away the stairs as the music stops Cherise sings the middle 8 in a single spotlight centre stage on her own, the male dancers line up either side of her in the dark as she reaches the end of the middle 8 and holds a long note, the spotlight suddenly goes off and the single gold/yellow lights flashes down across each dancer and Cherise, the beat kicks back in and all the dancers and Cherise perform a dance routine very energetically to the backing track of Janet Jacksons 'Black cat' the track cuts out and 'Pyramid' cuts back in as Cherise fits back into the chorus.

Cherise works her way from one end of the stage to the other while singing the chorus and ad-libbing as the backing singers perform the full chorus.

While Cherise is doing this the dancers have put the stairs back into place as Cherise reaches the end of the song she works her way back to the steps and climbs back up them as the males dancers reform the 'Pyramid' shape from earlier. As Cherise gets to the top the lights all flashing then go off one by one leaving Cherise lit up as she sings the final 'Pyramid' the light goes off...

Jason makes a "me?" gesture and grabs the rest of Mind before running up to the stage, almost in tears.

Jason: Wow... well, um... I didn't expect that! Haha. This is amazing seriously... I'm lost for words. Except I'm not. I would like to thank everyone who has made this a possibility, my friends and family and all the bands who we have had the pleasure to tour with and be associated with. I never, ever thought I'd win an award, ever. I love you guys. Have a great night!