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Offline bikz  
#1 Posted : 24 November 2010 00:24:02(UTC)
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Roxana Katraba Firecracker (guitar) - Misty 'Mikki' Moo (drums/vocals) - Duchess Katie van Kairiri (manager)
(Each one was interviewed separately.)


How is the band doing?
Roxy : A bit shit, to be honest. Joshy and Mikki have this fucking great rift, Joshy won't come to the studio, and when he does, Mikki kicks him out.
Mikki : Fine! Us three and James are working on some great new songs. It works so much better with me as lead, or James on some songs, but mainly me.
Katie : There's a bit of a rift, but to be honest, when ISN'T Joshy causing trouble!? You know how much of a mess he got in with The Nimrods and Bikki, then there was Raven Comatose and his legs, now it's Bri Kildare and Cassie Bitch. He'll sort it out soon.

Your latest single was a total flop, are you thinking about releasing another any time soon?
Roxy : I don't think there'll be anything for a while. We need to sort a few things out.
Mikki : We're hoping to get something out as soon as possible! Or at least, I am. Roxy's a bit pessimistic.
Katie : The band isn't exactly popular right now .... infamous maybe, but we don't want to suckle off that. We'll wait a while, but not too long!

How are things between the band and DBM 'nomad' Bri Kildare?
Roxy : I don't think we'll be seeing much of her. She said, "If Cassie's pregnant, you will never see hide nor hair of me again." Even if not, she's not exactly friendly with Joshy or any of us, watching her and Joshy and James is like the fucking Jeremy Kyle Show.
Mikki : Meh. Friends come and go, and to be honest, Joshy's girlfriend or whatever she is throwing a hissy fit is no business of mine.
Katie : In the best interests of the management company, Firecracker 47 need some space from her. We don't want to lose an artist.

Rumours debunked ....
Is 'Cassie Bitch' having your brother's baby?
Roxy : I'm sick of being asked this, I don't know, OK? Ask her, or even him. Not me.
Are you in love with Jake Wilson?
Mikki : Love is a strong word to use. Yes, I like him a lot, and yes, I think that he's too good for that Brittany trash. Is that enough?
Are you pregnant?
Katie : Oh Christ, have you asked the other girls this as well!? Haha, I don't think they are .... but yesss, I am! And yes, it's James's, no dodgy dealings. I'll be taking my baby to work with me, a lot - you know me, I'm a total workaholic!

Quickly, name one current favourite lady in music.
Roxy : Glamazon.
Mikki : Kelly K.
Katie : Katie Coyle.

How long do you think Firecracker 47 will last?
Roxy : I don't think we'll even make it to the second album, to be honest.
Mikki : Fairweather! Forever! I can roll my tongue .... just like Moronic Changeling releasing their 13th, we have years ahead of us!
Katie : Realistically - we can hang it on up to the fourth album for sure, sixth and a gratuitous greatest hits at most. Four or seven, hehe!

Do you think that you've all given similar answers?
Roxy : I bet that Katie thinks the same as me, though Mikki may be full of 'fairytale' talk.
Mikki : Roxy and I are definitely on the same wavelength, but Katie? I don't know, she's a bit less passionate.
Katie : I'm probably talking much like Mikki, but Roxy's more likely to be a bit down and out.

Thankyou, Firecracker 47 girls!

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#2 Posted : 24 November 2010 05:17:00(UTC)
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#3 Posted : 24 November 2010 06:03:22(UTC)
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Stinson: I think that Roxy Firecracker is the hottest fucking thing in music

Cassie: Believe me Stinson...Firecrackers are not all that they're "cracked" up to be.

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#4 Posted : 24 November 2010 06:23:38(UTC)
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Mikki : Oh, Jake. Hi there! (;
Roxy : Thankyou Stinson. My hotness really is getting around, I've got a modelling contract now too, backing me up in case Smosh isn't.
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What do you think? Oh, and not all Firecrackers are the same. Some of us know not to cheat, and to be careful.
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#5 Posted : 24 November 2010 06:26:45(UTC)
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Jimmy: When did Roxy get that hot?
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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#6 Posted : 24 November 2010 06:28:16(UTC)
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Mikki : Oh, Jake. Hi there! (;
Roxy : Thankyou Stinson. My hotness really is getting around, I've got a modelling contract now too, backing me up in case Smosh isn't.
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What do you think? Oh, and not all Firecrackers are the same. Some of us know not to cheat, and to be careful.


Stinson: Ummm...wow! Yeah...nice...I mean, when are you on my show...hey can we get this woman on my show?? Come on people, what do I pay you for...priorities for gods sake!
Cassie: It's funny...
Stinson: What is? Me?
Cassie: Well yeah, idiot, but not right now...FY your information...I was laughing at how this Firecracker has the same sized tits as her brother...ha!
Stinson: You are like properly pissin me off already! Who even are you? I mean, I know who you are, but what the fuck are you?
Cassie: Cassie...Bitch...Live with it!
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#7 Posted : 24 November 2010 06:37:23(UTC)
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Katie : Haha, F47 on your show. What are your accessibility options like? Joshy may need some help.
James : Physical AND mental sitting near Cassie. No way.
Roxy : Hey, I lost a lot of weight, I chose not to go for a boob job .... and I don't think we could go on. The presenters may be biased.
Mikki : Well, actually .... (;
James : You've signed us up, haven't you?
Mikki : Hey, it won't be as good as Jake's show, but I need my exposure!
James : You probably exposed yourself to get on there.
Mikki : Well, actually .... (;
Katie : What kind of scummy band am I managing!? ;P
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#8 Posted : 24 November 2010 06:43:38(UTC)
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Katie : Haha, F47 on your show. What are your accessibility options like? Joshy may need some help.
James : Physical AND mental sitting near Cassie. No way.
Roxy : Hey, I lost a lot of weight, I chose not to go for a boob job .... and I don't think we could go on. The presenters may be biased.
Mikki : Well, actually .... (;
James : You've signed us up, haven't you?
Mikki : Hey, it won't be as good as Jake's show, but I need my exposure!
James : You probably exposed yourself to get on there.
Mikki : Well, actually .... (;
Katie : What kind of scummy band am I managing!? ;P


Stinson: In what way would we be biased? Have either of us ever done anything untoward relating to your band?
Cassie: Well...yeah...
Stinson: What?
*Cassie whispers in his ear..and then bursts out laughing*
Stinson: You did what? Oh my god, you horrible little woman! I've known you for like, what, a day, and I already think you're dirtier than 17 truckers in a pig sty! Yeah, this is gonna be an awkward show...everyone stay the hell away from...this *motions toward Cassie*...but yeah, feel absolutely free to expose yourself whenever...ladies I mean, not you! *points at Cassie, who already has her shirt halfway up over her head*
And Roxy, you do not need a boob jo...
Cassie: Um, yeah, she does
Stinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
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#9 Posted : 24 November 2010 07:00:49(UTC)
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Mikki : The great thing is? Joshy's still in Brisbane and has no idea the show even exists, let alone that I put our names down.
James : You're nothing but trouble, you know that?
Mikki : Whatever creepy-eyes. Go make Katie some ice-cream sandwiches or whatever, I heard you've got responsibilities.
Katie : That sounds good.
Roxy : Mikki, you should really tell Smosh.
Mikki : What, to make sandwiches?
Katie : Yes ....
Roxy : No, you fuckbuckets, that you've gone and set him up with Cassie Bitch.
Mikki : Haha. That sounds so wrong. He'll find out, eventually.
James : Knowing how much you want to surprise him, probably at the door of the ....
Katie : SANDWICHES!
James : Yes ma'am. *leaves*
Mikki : And sure. *flashes* Beats Cassie!
Roxy : Beats me too, but hey, I'm still beautiful.
Katie : I'm bigger. Keeping them strapped down though!

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#10 Posted : 24 November 2010 08:09:19(UTC)
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"Remember what I once told you, Jake; it's not cheating if the woman doesn't get pregnant. And FYI, from personal experience, Mikki, not bad in bed at all. I had a one-night stand with her, and for easy sex which I hate, it was some top-notch stuff."

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#11 Posted : 24 November 2010 08:41:15(UTC)
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PANIC! wrote:
"Remember what I once told you, Jake; it's not cheating if the woman doesn't get pregnant. And FYI, from personal experience, Mikki, not bad in bed at all. I had a one-night stand with her, and for easy sex which I hate, it was some top-notch stuff."

--.` Ryan Ross Hernandez.

Roxy : I'll tell Joshy that, though being as Bikki told me, after she signed on the double blue line, that he uses the withdrawal method, it may not be appropriate.
James : *returns with sandwiches* Joshy's Catholic, remember? If those two had controlled their uberlibidoes just a little longer, there'd be none of this.
Mikki : Don't tell Smosh the bit about me being easy sex, I don't take my work home under any circumstances. Though thanks for the compliment, Ryan. I get it a lot.

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#12 Posted : 25 November 2010 04:04:20(UTC)
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PANIC! wrote:
"Remember what I once told you, Jake; it's not cheating if the woman doesn't get pregnant. And FYI, from personal experience, Mikki, not bad in bed at all. I had a one-night stand with her, and for easy sex which I hate, it was some top-notch stuff."

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