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erich: be glad you dont. because when i finally lose it? nobody will know who i am.i'll have to get a strap on pompadour...is that what fake hair is called? a strap on? i always heard erica say she had a strap on,but her hair looks awfully real to me. |
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Zander: er...that's a dildo. a strap on dildo.
i hate to be the one to break that to you, but you had to find out somehow. |
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erich:what?! that means she...with...a?!!?! holy shit.
erica:you really didnt know? you DO lead a sheltered life. though honestly,i rarely if ever use it.it seems weird and it keeps slipping off and jabbing me in the knee. do you know what it's like to have a dick shaped bruise on your thigh?
erich:no.no i dont.
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Zander: the only dick shaped bruise on my thigh comes from my own dick! ....okay, i have no dick shaped bruise. my dick couldn't bruise anything. it feels wrong to lie on the internet. |
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erich:i totally wanted to run with that joke too.but i was on big brother one year....people know the truth.granted,i did draw a bikini on with a sharpie. lying in the internet is useless. unless its a good lie,like i slaghtered 50 ninjas at subway yesterday. |
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Zander: exactly my point. the sad part is if you were to fight ninjas at subway, the internet would never believe you. |
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erich:damn whoever said "pics or it didnt happen." i am sorry,but whilst fighting off ninjas,i didnt have time to snap a pictures.i will try again next time. maybe the ninja attackers will be nice enough to pose with their ninja certificates while i slaughter them. |
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